[Spoken] First off, uh, shout out to Dan white durulow Shout out to anyone from Brunel uni

And, anyone from Chepstow My name's Elro [Section 1] I'm like an under cop, in bed, I'm under cover double I'm undiscovered in rubble and only trouble is that I keep staring into space, they call me Hubble Like a cockney in a bath with a bong, I'm having a bubble They say I'm blocking, I'm table topping, I'm mocking, and I m mopping the floor f or pills and shit Then I'm dropping, un-metaphorically though, I'm like a boffin, I'm boffing Shit the thought of a fag got me coughin', now I'm in a coffin Underlyin', I'm lying, I'm lying under my bed I'm lying under the guillotine while they're giving me head I'm like chlamydia Butter, coz I'm easily spread I'm like a kid named Ed, coz my eyes are red Tryin to have a quick session, I'm messin' Don't have a session when your mums in the house, learned my lesson Back to subject, I burn the bastin? If you want a toke on my splif, need investment I want to kick it with Rik Waller, and let him lick the Sauce off a virgin's legs, I'm cherry lickin' I'm sicker than playing cricket with real stumps as wickets I'm in love with a mouse named Minnie, but I'll take the Mickey A couple of people told me my shit was offensive So I stabbed them and put their heads on my fences I told them understand a joke is a joke And if they weren t so dense, then maybe I wouldn't get so defensive I'm like a new born child, coz I'm a big tit sucker Like a man named Freud coz I'm a clever motherfucker This is the warm-up for SB TV, if you want to see more just search me [Section 2] Coz I'm a chilled out drunk when I drink right And I'm aware of the fact my body aint built for the fight night But it gives me the chance to relax and forget the fact I'm tall and white But a bottle of vodka neat later, I keep drinking that ego inflator I start thinking I'm Brad Pitt, only less chiselled and more tragic I start texting my ex's, I'm lying, I wish I had ex's, I'm texting girls that I wanna to have sex with It's 3am and I won't stop pestin: Hey you, it's three in the morning, I'm thinki ng about you Only reason I'm drinking is about you, so come here and have sex with me, please I'm beggin you! No text back now I'm cringin, wonderin' why I keep wingein' Coz a day goes by and I don't look back and I'm gonna go back to the bingeing' It's a strange thing, but I ve just started fingerin, got a smell on my finger's t hat lingerin' Sick of small talk girls just mingling', just give me the sex, my cocks tingling Anyway, back the girl them serious, come round girls, chill with a beer with us We got condoms lubricant here with us, watch black hawk down, cry tears with us We got a big TV with a HD input, wild life documentary serious, here with us Watching a meerkat move on a HD screen is mysterious

Wait, now my phone's vibrating, I got a text from that girl I was dating Well, when I say dating, I mean, looking on her Facebook and masturbating Went to Tesco to buy some chicken, found a girl so I stuck my dick in Ended up in the back fruit aisle, the cops turned up, I said I m just cherry picki ng Got head on plane after take-off, found a girl So I got her to take off, all her clothes, then she said shown up! I'm a terrorist, either way I m getting blown up Coz my heads fuck up off Ritalin, my diet consists of vodka and vitamins Some people think I'm mad coz I'm giggling, but given the chance I'd choose head over ketamine Listen, we're approaching age when Doesn't matter whether your black or Asian Doesn't matter whether your flows amazing If you're a white kid from wales, you feel caged in That's the reason the Facebook kids, so I can look at all the fit girl s tits Have a little click through their holiday pics, You might think that I sound quite sick... Screwed up from a couple drugs like the crack, I'll be back with a back pack str apped to my back Fulla vitamins, niacin, biotin, dealing the pills but like vitamin C and things Coz I'm middle class junkie, I got a mate looks just like a monkey Might sound like an arbitrary rhyme but, it doesn't bother me, I'm just part tim e People telling me my bars just random, 2 goats on a bike, that s random, tandem Put em on a sunbed, randomly tan them, then you've seen random, mandem I wanna kick it with the richest bitches, ok i'm drunk and take pictures, which is A bit creepy I know, but I'll risk it, I've flicked more beans than a spark has switches Girls go for the gangster s right like, drive-bys in the middle of the night So I tried one and then I got hit by a fright, Boris Johnson had cost me 6.99 That's a lot for congestion, so as a gangster I asked him a question Wrote him a letter with a couple of suggestions, privatise all the public sectio ns Dear Boris I am writing, well I'm on a PC so I'm actually typing And as a gangster I'm hyping, about 6.99 for a lap in a drive by These fees you're creating and making are taking the piss and my heads aching, I 'm stating I got a hard time with the dating, and I get less gash than a monk in Beijing. My Name's Elro, just give me a search: Elro Raps.