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TO: Heeb HQ, deep in the heart of Brooklyrr
RE: Heeb t'lagazine, I""11
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To the cats at Heeb:
t the folks ar Heeb and told ttrat my letter,
in an edited fonn, would be printed in the
OK, I get it. 1. .fewj-sh kids' dig black culture (Word to 'Ifyou're
upcorningissue.I was told,
Your Bubbe, Beatbox in Ramallah ad nauseum.). 2. Jews onc ofthc 500 or so pcople who rcally
get nostalgic about klezner and yiddish
can be vulgar, too (A1 Goldstein, and hey, what. happened and run offto.klezkamp and connectwith
to the Annie Sprinkle feature?) 3. FundamenEalists are judaism in thaf renaissance-fairkind of
dumb (Tammy Faye St,arlight, see also 2. ,Jews can be way, thc Forwerd and Momeut ptobably
rmlgaq, too). Du!, duh and no shit, Sherlock. For this cover thal pretty well" so yort shouldjust
readabout it [seemy lefier for the
the ,Jewish instiEutional world should be forkinq over cultural rif in question]there. Our
the big bucks? readerswouldjust think it's stupid
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(which is why rrc will cdit ftat part from
your lettcr- it's compclling up until the4
I did enjoy some of your features in issue two, including and then frlls flat- our readcrswiU
the inEerview with Naomi Klein. K1ein is right; people, and laugh."ObviouslyI don't think it's
h"y, Iet's not beat around the bush in a magazine stupi4 andI donltthink you will frnd it
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explicitly aimed at ,Jews, ,fewish peopTe long for community stupi4 cither. So, hcre it is, cultural
\ chccrleadingand all.
based on someEhing more than buying power - the JAP model -
or the def erred eult.ure insurance pl-an- Israel. So what I honcsly give mad props to the Heeb
does oui rootless, eosmopolitan, mind bogglingly rich and cditors for actually getting offthcir asscs
and producing sonicthitrg.It's too casyto
exilific history have to offer the comparison culture criticize Aom onc's safecorner ofthc
shopper? According Eo Heeb, not much besides trendy world; it's a lot hardcr to put younelf out
cooptation of oLher, mostly darker, cultures and the there.for all thc world to sec.That
you rrranna docsu't meanwc can't havc a halthy,
opportunity to be as narcissistic as be. That is, loving exchangcof ideasamongtribc
Jewishness is only interesting so far as it allows you to , mcmbcrs.Pcaccand irie vibes to dl the
see yourse-Lf eve4n'rhere. Elvis? Yup, technj-cally we mighf i cas at Heeb.
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be related. Black folks? Hey, avadim hayinu, we were once I Among others I don't want to hateme or
slaves, too! Esperanto? Invented by, you guessed itl Serial i considcr lcgal action: my culhral herosal
killers? No problem, I've got Berkowitz's p r i s o n a d d r e s s , I . l JewishCurrents.I'vc taken libcrties on
page2,4,and6 to includca coupieof
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craftsmen. . . . 890'000 dotys were
allocated in July by the Polish. go,v'
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;localities and more iewish textbooks
lare to be published.
foltlttt"t Warsaw Ghetto Monument, which
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Are che things I mentioned the only real ways to experience
Jewish cuLture? Of course not. At this poinE, playing Kool
and the Gang's Celebration at a Bar Mitzvah is, in iLself,
traditron.
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But what.'s missing from Heeb is any critical
engagement or challenge to it.s material-. What makes the
RabbisoftheLosAnge1es.fewishCommissj.ononSweatshops)
=nrr rii €rara-t- f:om other anri-swea!s:-cp acuivisrs? The
article makes no guess. If Ehere,s no difference, w h y h a v e,
6f^h A_Na/J<lirl:;lr?i
: cna-iFia=lrrz Jgryish anti-SweatShop organizatiOn? Therers -
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there abOUC ,;;-. f
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authority can the A,JCwietd whenit uses U;K Nw'Sey i
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such obnoxious tactics as shutting down a whole ------l -- |
organizations to squash internal confl_ict? lll.,, -t IY|VO i
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Here it is- the bosses, t.he A J C fat cats, and the Rabbis laCCenf I
are all expressing, in some wdY, their struggle wiEh how
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and exigency, no matter how it's lived, has a meaning we - - - {- ---i
share with each other and share with Ehose who came befor' Me chilze
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before me, ano hopefuliy, many afrer me, wiii aiso be a ; . ; TD^Ttt , i
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riches. Unfortunately, you've managed to choose material .9ouf , l OVef- i
w;rich rnerely af f irms ycur own, f rankty -ttle7U4afi
boring, take on |
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modern Jewish culture. And thaL's just an embarrassmenL. I mcZuZqh i
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Murder of Fred Eampton wereother
In orderto maintainmy journalisticdistanceI documentaries connectedpoliticaily andrn
decidedit wasironic. I hadwalkedout of my spint. Palantewas aboutthe Young Lords,
third movieof the day at the first Black Panther a Latrnocounterpartto the Black Panthers,
Fiim Feshvalin Aprii energizedby what I had anda grouprarelydiscussed today.Red
just seen-dynamic,engagingexaminationsof Squadwastheproductof a mid-sixties
the govemmant'svery real war againstany while film collectivein Brookll'n, Pacific
type of socialchangemovement. Steet Films.Red Squadwasthenameof the
Misinformationwas on my mind when a man intelligence-gathenng bweau of the New
in a suit courteouslyhandedme a flyer asI York City Police Deparfment.Oncethe film
walkedout the door.He washandingthemout collectiveturns its camerason the menof
to everyoneexitrngthe auditorium.Glancing lasToaT!' :. the Red Squadthe filmmakersfind
downthe pageI sawthe beginningof a rant I )inori:n themselves and their familiesunderquietbu:
wasfamiliarwith: "The peoplearebeingtaught .TEWIS.EOURRENTS. very real pressurefrom the Police
thattoday's"Jews"represent theBible..." Ripfint Departmentto stay away. The importanceo;
Learningthat I was a fake Hebrew was more The'lmaib'of"the Jewin showrngthenon-discriminatoryharassment
thana bummer.Aroundme,no oneeven of thepolice andthe FBI becameapparent
,'th9' : " . Community
l{egro asthe Festivalwent on.
seemedto be lookrrg at the sheets,though by
everyonehadtakenoneto be polite. A couple RABBI PAUL H. LEYENSON
of feet awaytherewas anothermanhandingout wirlr It wasexcitingfor me on manylevelsto be
foldedfow sidedpamphlets.Nobodywas 25 Signifcant Dates on the at the Festival.As much asI considermysel:
takingmuchnoticeof him either.My Jews in the Cioil Var a liberal, sociallyconsciousNew Yorker,I
masochismmademe go over andaskhim for * leada shockinglysegregated life. I havefeu
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that one,too. This onestartedinnocuously ,* African-Americanfriendsor co-workers.I
enough,aboutthe needfor true spirituality. Bulk ratcs: 12 copies, $l; 25 know that despitemy intellectualbearings,a
Can't arguewith that today.But at thebottom for S2; 5O for $3.5O; $6 for l0O
steadydiet of 10 o'clocknewsand
camethe inevitable;"Eventodayunder * gangstarappersandothers
sensationalized
Zionism,which is a racistandoppressive JEWISH CURRENTS
Dept. P hadplanteda seedof passive,dehumanizing
ideology..."It thencompared"Sin" and 22 E. L7 St.. Room 601, N. Y. 3 racisminsideme. More thanlearningabout
"Zionism" andfinds them to be one andthe rheBlack Panthers,I wantedto be a part of
sameunderdifferent systemsof analysis. theFestivalto panrcipatein contemporary
African-Amencancultureoutsideof hip-hop
TheBlack PantherFilm Festivaltook placethis musicandre-nrnsof Living Single.I
pastApril at the SchomburgLibrary in flarlem,
expectedto be exposedto peopleandpoints
organizedby a numberof biack artistsand of view rarelyheardaboutin the mainstream
activists,includingformerPanthersKathleen
media.All of theseexpectationsweremet.I
CleaverandJamalJoseph.The ideaof a
sawa celebrationofactivists andartistsand
festivalto celebrateandexaminethe legacyof a communitywho wereproud of andwho
thePanthersis a natural.The imageof the
ownedtheir legacy.The informationtableat
Black Panthersin theirberetsandleather the entanceto the Festivalhad a poster
jacketsis still powerfulandhasinspiredmany
displayedon it- a montageof peopleand
documentaries andfilms, not all of themeven
clips from the program.While I wassitting
handedor goodor watchable.Althoughthe
at the deska family camein, mom, dadand
programmingwasobviouslybiasedin a pro-
two kids. The kids examinedthe posterand
Pantherdirection,the directorsof the Festival immediatelyreeledoff exactlywho was
wisely choseto broadenthe scopebeyond
who. The parentswerebeaming.I was
hagiographyandmadethe cormectionbetween
impressed,I hadjust seentwo older guysin
therise (andfall) of the Black PantherParty
beretsstandover the sameposterand
andthe largersocialchangemovementsof that
mistakeKathleenCleaverfor AngelaDavrs
era,AlongsidePantler documentaryfootage (who,incidentally,wasnevera memberof
- andfeatwes.likePublic Enemv and The the Black PantherParfv). So it was a
{
; trorriUte-comed;wnTdtxtift".noon -----_-
wt"n i cornmrxilty
againsttG[tal pol-iE.-
washandedthosehatefulflyers. This departrnentand governmentand who were
*", *ir*
a Jewishfriend of mine hadwamedrn.
ulo.',, eventuallydestroyedby the FBL Or you
himself a veteranof the Rampartr;r;-*d;;;; could believethat they werea bunchof
. if you cometo -' -
the stuggle oi"nty unJ thugs who were committing so many crimes,
honestly,they'll *." ut you fo. includingprostitutionandprotectionrackets,
"u"ntuuily
beingJewish.Although thl nvo t""fl";;;;- that they brought down on themselvesthe
werein no way officially connected police harassmentand suweillancethat
to or
endorsedby the festivat,t aia rrot ,"" undeniablydoggedthem.The very natureof
*von"
stoppingthemfrom disbibutinghate the organizationand its history offactions
liteiature.
andreal and allegedgovernmentinfilkators
As I wobbledaroundthe sunnySchomburg makeit difficult to evaluatethe manystories
lobby,I tried to processwhat I was feeling.I'd surroundingthe Black Panthermystique.
just finishedPaulBerman'sexhaustiveand Many of thesestoriesstill inch toward
exhaustingreader"Blacks and Jews".I knew resolutionto this day.
manyBlack writers andactivistssawJews' Around the samefime asthe Festivalthe
reactionto instancesof Black anti-Semitismas caseof Elmer "Geronimo"pratt madethe
whiny over-reaction.Couldn't we seewhere newspapersagain.His 1972murder
thereal problemswere?I hesitatedto say conviction,for which he had spent27 years
anythingto Kathleen Cleaver,one of the injail, hadbeenoverhrrnedn l99j and he
Festival'sorganizersand the personwho had hadjust settleda lawsuitagainstthe
arrangedfor me to volunteerat the Festival's governmentfor 4.5 million dollars.The key
information desk.I finally soughther out, piece of evidencefinally admitted?The fact
hopingthat maybeshehadnoticedthe guys that the government,s.star, witress wasa
with the leaflets,too. Surroundedby the usual felon and an F.B.I informant. With people's
crushof admirers,I fowrd her at the front of the lives, literally, at stake,no wonderthe
library. I got her attention and told her that I subjectremainsso emotionallycharged.One
was upset.I startedto show her the literature aftemoon a gentlemanstoppedme in the
b.einghandedout. I couldn't believepeople samelobby whereI had gottenthe news
weredistributingthis shit. Shelookedat it, aboutthe falseJews.Like manyof the old
scowled,andaskedme if this was something timers at the Festival, he was wearing a
aboutIsrael.When I explainedwhat exacflyit cockedberetandwasclutchingan
was shetold me to ignore it and throw it out. overstuffedleathersatchel.He told me he
They'rejust a coupleofjerks. At this point, I had classifiedFBI files with him that he
abandoned my ideaof askingher to do would like to showme. It becameclearthat
somethingofficial aboutgettingthemout of this man hadmistakenme for a memberof
there. the presssimply becauseI waswhite-
somethingthat happenedmany times over
The truth aboutthe Black Panthersis
the weekend,eventhoughI was technically
compiicatedand shifting. The story is alwaysa
rrttle bit different dependingon whom you ask. thereas a Festivalvohmteer.He shookthe
The imageand idea of the Panthersin their bulging briefcasein his handindicatingthat the
beretsandsexyblack leathercoatsbearing paperswere in there and that they proved that
armshasbeenappropriatedmany times and to EileenBrown, the womanmanybelievedhad
many different ends-there is evena beenthe final destructiveblow to the Panthers'
reincamationof the Black Pantherstoday, viability, hadbeenthe lover of J. Edgar
althoughthey makeno claims to being Hoover.IntriguedthoughI was,I declinedto
successors of the original Black PantherParfy. look at his documentation. I was alreadyon
At its foundationwas a ten-point platform informationoverloadat this point. I hadbeen
issuedby Bobby SealeandHuey P. Newtonin suckedinto an unfamiliar world andbombarded
1966.It wastheir bill of rights anddeclaration with an incredible,world-view-shakin g amount
of independenceand took as a given the of information. Somethings seemed
continuing, systematicand institutional incontrovertible.The Murder of Fred
oppressionand disenfranchisementof Black Hampton brought forttr FBI documentation,
Americans.Thereis no questionthat police forensic evidence,informant testimony and
brutality in Oaklandat that time was finally, the City of Chicago'sown pathetichalf
rampant.But somepeople questionwhether apology,to build an unimpeachable casefor the
the activities of the Black Pantherswere fact that Fred Hampton,a2l yearold
alwaysthoseof pure self-defense. charismaticBlack Pantherleaderin Chicago,
Dependingon whom You talk to, the had beenkilled in cold blood becausehe was a
Pantherswere noble, brave men and woman threatto the government.That's enoughto
trying to defendthemselvesand their €
a
wakeyou up at night. Onceyou acceptthe fact
that the governmentcarriedout a political A true black-Jewishcoalition would be a
assassination againstoneofits own citizens,a very powerful, and to certaineyes,a very
lot of other stuffbecomesplausible-even dangerousthing. The omnipresenceandvery
EileenBrown beingthe lover of J. Edgar volumeof theseBlack Israelite-typegroups
Hoover,despitethe evidencethat shewasn't assurethat everyonehas seenthem.
his type. Moreover,therewill alwaysbe at leasta
..
With a bit of hindsightI can seenot only why hint of enmity in the rnindsof blacksand
the guyswith hateliteraturewere so upsetting Jewswheneverthey cometogetherif they
but why they cameto be the defining moment believethat the other seesthem as an
enemy.In this respect,I cameto seemy
of the Festivalfor me. Their presencewas an
experienceat the Festivalas sadly
insult,not just to me but to everyone,What
emblematic.Just at a point where I was
disturbedme was that no one elseseemedto
being exposedto points of view I would
havemadethe connectionbetweentheseguys
neverseeelsewhere,talking to people
an{ what the films had beentalking aboutall
(BobbySeale!)I wouldn't meetelsewhere,
weekend.After sitting throughtwo daysof film
programmingwhosethemewas that of the makingalliancesimpossibieelsewhere,just
at that momentof possibility I was so
existenceand very real threatofgovernment
thrown off guard,so demoralizedthat I
sponsoredcounter-intelligence operations
againstits own citizens,my perspectivehad consideredleavingandnot comingback for the
changed.While the Black Panthersthemselves rest of the weekend.I did leave,but cameback
may not, eachand every one,havebeenchoir after somethoughtandthe naggingfeelingthat
boys,it wasthe characterof the F.B.I which if I did not return I would let the wrong people
cameacrossasthe most villainous,most wrn.
powerful and most compelling.Now it wasn't
too hard to go from thereto posinga It may seemtoo obviousto mention,but Jews
hypotheticalconnectionbetweenthe kind of arenot the problem.I do not carehow many
campaignsof governmentsponsored peoplenamedRoth or Eisnerarerunning the
disinformationfeaturedin the Fesfivaland the movie studios.It's mennamedHoover (andhis
hateliteratureI had beengiven.Perhapsthe the man who designed
spiritual descendents),
sponsorsof the pamphletswerenot just the counterintelligencethat destroyedlives and
loony fringe charactersworking the Black PantherParfy, who are kuly the
independently.Was it all a giant enemyofprogressivechangeand fearless
COINTELPRO(counter-intelligence defendersofthe statusquo. Its not aliensthat
program)operation?A massivestructure our governmentis hiding from us, The FBI
funnelingblack peopleaway from being truly canbe asnefariousasthe X-Files would
politicaliy viable (and dangerous)and haveus believe.But its not abducteesthey're
channelingtheir energyto the ultrmately after.The most shockingtruth, and one I was
harmlesspasttime of Jew-baiting? lucky enoughto be remindedof at the Black
PantherFilm Festival,is that the government's
BeforeI had beenvery easily ableto dismiss
war againstrevolution and changeis real.
theseBlack Israelite-typegroupsas without
credibility certainly rn my own eyes,but
alsoin tJlelargerblack community.But I ANNUAL CONCERT OF THE
realizedthat you cannotignoretheseguys JEWISH I\IUSIC ALLIANCE
becauseby their very numbersand staying Saiurday Evening
power it is obviousthat they are filling a I IY
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Onceagain,young black people,desperate HUNTER
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to educatethemselves,to organize,to effect
socialchange,had beenmisinformedon a THEBELAFONTE
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relatively large scale. And these In A Civil War Cenlennial Celebraiion Program
pamphleteers were directingtheir energyat
the motherof all red herrings;the Jews.Just PHILHARMONIC
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asthe Black Pantherswere destroyedby C o n d u c i e db y M A U R I C E R A U C H
disinformation and government
ORATORIO"DIE ZWEI BRIDER"
I. L. PERETZ.SCHAEFER
manipulationby being turnedagainsteach
otherand killed by governmentinformants, t
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a novel about a month before called Tuesdaynight, Wednesday morninga new
Zikhroynesfun dem Talus Moyel, Memoirs glasseye. And if I preferredthe eyeto the
of a Man Who Circumcised Christ, which virgin-just pop it out andthink aboutverse
Marc Chagall had refused to iilustrate. Just form. But I was crazyaboutElspeth;she
to bug him, I got Brancusi to make me a sort didn't look like anybody,andnobodybut me
of flint chisel, which I managedto get liked looking at her-she wastoo tall for the
caught tryrng to sell to the head of the shrine times,too long in the thigh andtoo shortin
at Lourdes as the genuine knife with which the chest,entirelytoogenerousall around
the deed had been done. Brancusi had to go the mouth.But KalmanFranzoysdon'tdate
and initial it. They fined me fifty francs for no dogs:therehadto be a way to makeher
fraud. asbeautifulto therest of the world as she
Anyway, there must have been about wasto me. I happenedto seea Gauginone
fifteen saucersin front of me, and I was day,andit told me everythingI neededto
yelling atZadkine, when, apparently,my know.
voice detached itself from the general I fitted Elspethout in two rose-buds
uproar and one word, the poor girl's and a sarong,ffizzedher hair andtried to
Shanghaigesture andmot de Cambronne, teachhersomemodernpoetryin Hebrewfor
the very word that her parentshad forbidden purposesof mysticchant--Iwas afraidto use
themselvesin her presence,but that still anythingtoo well-known,but Elspeth's
used to slip out whenever she kicked up a pronunciationwas so bad thatMoses
fuss about no sconeson Pesakh, one himself couldn'thavemadeout a word. She
word--the only one she could recognize in learneda few simpledancesteps,we hired
the midst of all that Yiddish--insinuated the darkestdrummerwe could find, andthen
itself into her ear with such practiced I went to work. From newspaperoffice to
asslrance that her toes began to curl. I still publicity agentto anycelebrityI'd ever
don't remember saying it, but she assuredme shakenhandswith, all I could talk aboutwas
it was "goyim". had theyheardwho'dbeendeportedfrom
Rigbt then and there it hit her: Berlin-always a nice touchin
sociologically speaking, tous les artistes Paris--because the family wasworried about
sont desjuifs. her effecton the Kaiser.
)- "Except for Chagall," I told her, when No one evenaskedto seea passport.
she came over and askedif I was maybe a The mysticvahini PrincessPrurvoo--it
rabbi. I told her yes and offered my knee. means"increaseandmultiply" in
Instead,she squeezedherself onto the Hebrew-the fosterdaughterof Paul Gaugrn
banquettebeside Marie Laurencin, shook my himself,could only graceus with a single
hand, stared staight into my eye patch and performance.Elspethwasso persuasively,
told me her name. so mesmerizingly,so chastelyincompetent
. "Elspeth, gor?" A grft from the vicar's that therewas no questionof her absolute
daughter,who thought it much more authenticity.Two art-students evenkilled
euphoniousthan Peshe.The onlyproblem themselvesbecausethey'dneverhavethe
was, Elspeth looked like a terra-cottaPeshe chanceto seeher again,andElspethfinally
fetish from somewhereoff the coast of stoppedstammeringandtalking into her
Madagascar,as primordially Jewish as the chest.The publicity photosfinally convinced
high priestessofthe golden calf. her that when it cameto looking at her, I
Ah, the erotics of Yiddish: a virgin really did missmy eye, andgiventhe
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While not currently on the FDA food pyramid Live Culture is one of the
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I most important substances in a person's diet. Di gezelshaft far lebedjk
I kul-tur (The Live Culture Society or, as it is known by its Yiddish
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acronym, GLIK) currently recommends thro to four servings of live
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I culture per week. There are a number of ways to ingest these two to
I four servings. The preferred method is through the viewJ-ng, hearing or
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I interactj-on with culture or arts with the secondary rnethod being the
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Now how does one figure out how many servings of Live Culture availabl-e
in different events? One looks them up on the Periodic table of Cufture
(it comes out periodically. ) Servings of Live Culture are not all
egual, nor do all have to be taken in person. Public Television is one
of the great sources of Live Culture available in you own home-
provided that one has a working television set).
Not all Yogurts qualify, they must contain Live Cultures. This ruLes
out all frozen Yogurts. While all Yogurts that contain l,ive Cultures
count when eaten straight GLiK has yet to determj-ne if Yogurt that is
mixed j-nto Tuna Fish Salad counts [yuck -ed. ] . As a nun0cer of the
members of the board of GLIK are either l-actose intolerant or don't
Iike the taste of Yogurt they have yet to rate different brands of
Yogurt for the amount of Live Culture in each container. [Greek Yogurt
is the yuruniest. -ed.l
Now it is up to you to rnake sure that you are getting your two to four
servings of live culture per week.