United States Marine Corp Application Test

1. Get Some > A. True B. False

2. Why do you want to join the USMC A. serve my Country B. adventure > C. because Im so fucking good D. to see the world

3. When unsure of how to operate a piece of equipment the following action should be taken A. shoot it B. attempt to stick your dick in it C. drink obscene amounts of alcohol > D. all of the above are correct

4. Only ______ and ______ are named Lawrence A. faggots B. sailors > C. both A and B are correct

D. none of the above are correct

5. The most efficient way into a room would be A. open the door and walk into the room > B. run through the door C. enter through the window D. through the chimney

6. The worst thing a marine could do in combat is A. expose his position B. engage a numerically superior enemy > C. THINK D. start crying

7. A minimum of how many shirt stays must always be worn A. 2 B. 4 C. 0 > D. you can never wear enough

8. Devil Dog is a phrase that describes A. a slang term for a marine B. a type of hostess cake > C. a phrase marines obnoxiously scream wherever they go D. a breed of dog

9. According to USMC regulations article 42.88 what procedures must be adhered to while on liberty A. get drunk B. fuck a fat chick C. lose a fight > D. all of the above

10. Semper Fidelis means A. always faithful B. always ready > C. I couldnt say, I dont speak Czechoslovakian D. dont shit were you eat

11. When approaching a female in a bar which of the following words/phrases would be considered acceptable A. yut yut B. Hoorah C. get some > D. all of the above

12. In the Marine Corp hymn to the shore of Tripoli is in reference to A. a battlefield in World War II B. the location of a battle during the Barbary wars > C. A place where marine routinely contract STDs D. my in laws place

13. Marine Corp aviators should not consume Viagra prior to a flight because A. It will lower his blood pressure and reduce his ability to handle g-forces B. It will increase his blood pressure and reduce his ability to handle g-forces C. there is only enough blood for one head > D. He will grow too tall and wont fit in the cockpit

14. I will PT you till you/your _____

A. die B. asshole is sucking buttermilk > C. both A and B are correct D. none of the above are correct

15. The best way to win a debate is too A. make factual and concise statements B. attempt to find faults in the other persons statements > C. incoherently scream and sputter out profane statements D. act like a Naval Officer and always be right

16. A disgruntled Navy LT tells a Marine Corporal Act your age not your ______ A. shoe size B. hair length (this is impossible since its a zero) > C. IQ score D. all of the above are correct

17. A MEU is a A. Marine expeditionary unit > B. the sound a cow makes C. Marine enema unit D. TV station