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In the spirit of soft and romantic wintery hues and holiday party glam, Essies Winter 2011 collection, Cocktail Bling, made their debut in Austin in October. The Bling It On Sorority Challenge brought in 16 sororities from UT for free mini-manicures, and the sorority that brought in the most girls won $500 towards their philanthropy. Congratulations to Alpha Delta Pi for winning the contest and receiving $500 for the Ronald McDonald House! Our SB staff picks of the Winter 2011 collection: Cocktail Bling, Bobbing for Baubles and School of House Rocks.
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With a whopping 9.2 from the perpetually dissatised Pitchfork, Girls has done something truly prolic. Retro guitar links and dream-like compositions dominate Father, Son, Holy Ghost, allowing them to pull off epic, Pink Floyd style breakdowns that keep listeners on the edge of their seats.
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The follow-up to her mega 2009 release Actor, Strange Mercy is Annie Clarks (aka St. Vincent) answer to fans calling for more. Not much has changed about her sound. Clark plays on pop sensibilities but dabbles in experimental touches that keep her music fresh and ying just a little bit below the radar.
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Ngoc, What have you never gotten as a gift, but always wanted? - Jennifer McClure
Kathryn, How do I put together the best Tacky Christmas outt for the seasons many parties? -Molly Sanchez
World Peace? Nahhh. Running a marathon? HA. ats cute. If I were to be completely honest, Id have to say my New Years resolutions would be not to fall in love, fall asleep (rumor has it bouncers dont take too kindly to that) or--you know-just FALL in a bar downtown again. Actually Ive only done two of those before...Ill let you guess which.
Fall happens to take the gold on this one. Id like to state, and I feel like a lot of people agree with me on this one, that everyone looks their best in the fall. With autumn comes jackets, boots, and multiple layers that people have been desperately waiting to wear as the malicious Texas summer finally nears its end. I dig the attitude of dress to impress, and it works best in autumn weather!
Ever since I was old enough to play with toys, I always wanted a Barbie doll. Dont get me wrong I did have dolls to play with but I did not want just any doll, but a Barbie brand doll. Isnt that an essential part of every girls doll collection? Until this day, I have yet to call a Barbie doll my own.
You can easily throw together a great out t with very little cash. Swing by thrift stores for a great selection of holiday sweaters. e older, bulkier, and gaudier, the better. Plus, you can make accessories out of anything. Turn ornaments into jewelry and garland into a belt. Go crazy and have fun!
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Hometown: Fort Worth Major: Journalism 1. A Ford F150 SVT raptor 2. Unlimited supply of Hersheys chocolate 3. A date with Texas Rangers CJ Wilson 4. The perfect getaway trip 5. Black Chanel stilettos
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Hometown: Paradise Major: Supply Chain Management 1. iPhone 5 2. Stereo super bass amplifier for my car 3. My own personal assistant 4. Classic Air Jordans 5. Boxed season collection of Lost
Hector Jimenez, 22
Hometown: San Antonio Major: Retail Merchandising 1. My hair to grow back (Ive committed too many hair social suicides YIKES!) 2. Bottle of Cristal Champagne 3. Abs like The Situation 4. Donald Trumps wallet for a day 5. A 4.0 GPA ... gotta make mamma proud!
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If youve ever walked your dog or sweated out your hangover doing laps around Town Lake, odds are youve been saluted or serenaded by Woode Wood. The perpetually friendlyand talented singer and guitarist has been gracing outdoorsy Austinites with a power walking soundtrack for, well, awhile. Nows your chance to return the favor and show some support as he takes the stage at the prestigious Continental Club. And the best part? Youll be enjoying the tunes sweat-free and beer in hand. Its the perfect way to spend a Sunday. Its too cold for that run anyway.
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he Wheeler Brothers are MIA. Well, some of them. eyve gone to pick up tequila for their Halloween happy hour and as I watch Danny Matthews, the Wheeler Brothers electric guitarist and vocalist, marinate chicken while I sip on the (second) Lonestar he tossed me, Im beginning to think they went to Mexico to get it. But I dont mind. Its not too shabby here at the three-story house downtown that serves as the Austin-based bands base camp, studio andwhen theyre not on tourcrash pad. Its a home referred to as a frat house by the neighbors which, given the fact it houses ve twenty-something guys who love to play music and party, seems like a pretty fair description to me. It seems even fairer after Im told stories about Tyler Wheeler inviting the entire bar back to the house after shows for a small get together composed of 300 strangers rocking out until 5 a.m. Or there was the time they had an uno cial SXSW after party with free beer and hundreds of people that had the cops knocking on their door. But better to ask for forgive14 | DECEMBER 2011 | STUDYBREAKS.COM
ness than permission, Tyler points out. Naturally. Band of Brothers e ve members of e Wheeler Brothers, an independent folkrock act that specializes in a genre theyve dubbed feather boa/country gentleman (just go with it), arent all technically brothersat least not in the traditional sense (or, actually, the fraternity sense). e actual Wheeler brothers are Tyler, the perpetually barefoot bass guitarist; Nolan, who dabbles in acoustic, electric, vocals, piano, harp and glockenspiel (bizarre, yes); and Pat on drums. Along with their good friends A.J. Molyneaux (lap steel, electric guitar, harmonica, vocals) and Matthews, theyve formed a band thatsince their rst gig together under their original name, From Where We Run, in September 2010has taken o . ey released their rst album, Portraits (available on iTunes) in June, and it hit number 5 on Waterloos Weekly Top 50 Albums. e band also toured to perform over 100 shows in cities all over the country in 2011 and, along with all the hard work
they put in, they also have the stories to show for it. From Chicago, where girls were playing volleyball in bikinis in a rainstorm, to Denver, where they had to manually move a car so they could get their van out, theres always an adventure on the road. Especially when Tyler goes on tour without a debit card or a drivers license. Up Next Whether theyre playing a three hour set and taking shots with the inventors of the iPad 2 (yes, that happened) or just jamming in their backyard for their friends, the country-esque band seems to be taking after their song Sleep When Im Dead, with no signs of slowing down. eyre planning on hitting the road for over 180 shows in 2012 and eventually getting started on a second album. But all that work doesnt mean they wont have time for play, whether its at their house in Austin for happy hour or on tour. Free beer onstage, Nolan jokes. ats the best part of the job.
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ink balloons, nervous contestants backstage and giant boxes at the entrance spelling out Mr. Pink - all these components of the Mr. Pink Pageant were set up at the Student Activities Center Ballroom this past October. UTs alpha Kappa Delta Phi has been pinking out October every year since 1993 as part of their national philanthropy, breast cancer awareness. Commemorating all the survivors and women diagnosed with breast cancer, alpha Kappa Delta Phis UT chapter dedicates an entire week each semester to this philanthropy, hosting activities like basketball tournaments, 5K Hope Runs, poker tournaments, and most recently, the Mr. Pink Pageant, an all-male pageant with students representing their organizations to win the coveted title of Mr. Pink and $300 for their organization. Most people assume were the typical sorority party girls, but we actually dedicate most of our time building our sisterhood and giving back to the sorority, said Kristen Baldwin, president of alpha Kappa Delta Phi at UT. Proud in Purple Since chartering a chapter in 1993, alpha Kappa Delta Phi has been known as one of the most well recognized Asianinterest sororities on campus. With 48 chapters across the nation, including a chapter in Canada, they have become the largest and the only international Asian-interest sorority in the nation. Proud in purple, aKDPhis are active in the UT
and Austin community, taking part in annual community events like Longhorn Halloween, Delta Epsilon Psis Project Come Together, Adopt a Street and Habitat for Humanity. We work hard, and we play hard, said Baldwin. What makes our sorority so unique is that we hold great relations with other organizations but most importantly, we always strive to uphold our ve sorority pillars for the betterment of ourselves and for our future. Mr. Pink e 2nd Annual Mr. Pink Pageant, held in October, highlighted alpha Kappa Delta Phis dedication to priding themselves in their pillar of service. During this month, aKDPhi raised over $5,000 for the Avon Breast Cancer Crusade. e exclusive partnership with this nonpro t organization helps Avon raise research funds for biomarker research to improve technology for early detection and prevention in breast cancer. Eleven male students participated in this years pageant with rst place winner, Ramon Catindig of Rede ned Dance Company, taking the title as Mr. Pink. Pageant rounds included a pick-up line round, talent round, formal wear and interview round. Catindigs silky smooth voice captured the judges and crowds breath for his rendition of Maroon 5s Sunday Morning. All in all, the pageant was lled with hilarious pick-up lines, talented singers, musicians and dancers and heartfelt responses to how breast cancer also a ects men.
We do this pageant because we want people to know that women arent the only ones that hurt from this disease. The point of Mr. Pink is to show that men are not only affected by this because of the women in their lives but because they are also at risk of being diagnosed with breast cancer, said Baldwin. Its our hope that with the effort Kristen Baldwin, 20 we put into our breast cancer Major: Business awareness week, we can help Hometown: Lake Jackson nd a cure.
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An amazing smile and eye contact. e most annoying thing is that guy yelling across the bar or the girl leaning halfway over the bar.
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Who is really telling the truth when asked? Why should we all keep track of our number? Study Breaks asked women on campus their numbers and their reasons. Here are the results.
Im very proud of it because I feel like I can respect myself more when Im steadfast about not having sex.
Is there a reason for that number?
When I was 16 in high school. I lost it to my high school sweetheart, and he took my virginity on our one year anniversary. How romantic.
How was it?
abstinence as well.
What number of sexual partners do you think is common for men and women in college?
It was all about me. He was older, and he wasnt a virgin so I let him take control. (for the rst time, that is). He made sure I was okay the whole way through it. I remember thinking, this is what all of my friends are talking about and doing? It wasnt until later we gured out what felt good for the both of us.
What do you think about your number?
Im pretty sure. Its not often that you nd someone with a low number. I think because of society, women, are easily labeled a slut for their number of partners, so they never tell the truth when asked. I think its just a question no one really wants to ask.
What does sex mean to you?
No, I would probably respect them more too, if it is that way by choice.
How do you feel about men asking for your number?
It should be really deep and meaningful and should only be done after marriage to keep the sanctity of it intact.
How long do you wait to sleep with a guy?
Well, if I instantly say, Ive slept with 12 guys... and Im proud! It might be taken in a bad way. But think about it, I started having sex at the age of sixteen, and Im now twenty-one. Average it out, and Im having sex with two or three partners a year.
Have you ever lied about your number?
Sex used to mean love. Now, its a strong connection I have with someone. Whether that connection stemmed from tequila shots or after ve dates... that is the question.
What would your parents say about your number?
When my mom gave me the sex talk she was very realistic about it. She said, When I was your age, I found the love for sex. Although I would want you to wait for marriage, I know that more than likely will not happen. Just be safe, careful, and remember, youre in control. Probably the best advice about sex. anks Mom.
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e rst time a penis was inserted into my vaginal canal was at a party with someone Id known for two months (ish). We were both virgins. In my gentle and sweet adolescence, I had a misconception that everyone was having sex. erefore I was ashamed of my virginity like it was a capitalized V stamped on my forehead. So I did what any reasonable teen would do: I banged a friend at a party.
What do you think about your number?
sex is generally better, for me, if I nd a freaky friend I can play with consistently so both people can take the time to nd out what the other person likes.
Have you lied about it?
Yes. Duh, we all do, dont we? But these days I embrace it.
What does sex mean to you?
I love it and am frankly quite confused why people put so much emphasis on e Number. If you take care of yourself (use condoms, hello?!) and the sex is consensual, then fuck away. Some people like sex in the context of relationships and some people just wanna bone. Sex does not carry the same meaning for everyone.
What do you think men think about your number?
Sex is a moment when two or more people have the capability of making each other feel so freaking good that they can forget about their midterm next week or the rent that is due tomorrow. It is a chance to play and laugh and try new things. It is a chance to communicate and nd a way to please someone in a way that is unlike anything else.
What would your parents say about your number?
Men and women think of it what they will. When I was a freshman and sophomore, I liked to party. But now as a senior, I have realized that
Well I dont expect them to make me a golden star chart and award me with a golden star for each of my sexcapades. ey know that it is my body and respect that I am a grown woman making my own choices. I have never shouted out my number to them and they have not asked because why do they need to know? ey just want to make sure that I bang safely.
Its my own personal belief, but also a religious belief. I believe in abstinence, and Id rather wait for the right guy instead of giving it away to a few guys.
How would you feel about a man with the same number as you?
I would de nitely view him with more respect, because it is tempting when you love someone, but if a guy has a number of zero it shows me that some men really do just want a fun relationship instead of one based around sex, which I nd really attractive.
Have you ever lied about your number? Im never embarrassed about my number and never lied. Do you care about a girls number? I never really cared about a womans number, but you dont want it to be like crazy, crazy high. What is a slut to you? If she is always faithful to me or whoever she is with at the time then shes good.
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What do you think about a womans number? Honestly Ill only have a reaction the rst time a girl would tell me what her number is. If its high Im going to be like damn girl and if its low Im going to be like that is cool. To me its just a number and it wouldnt keep me from dating that person.
Have you ever lied about your number? I have never lied about my number. What is a slut to you? A slut to me isnt much of a number of how many guys she slept with but more of how she put herself out there... clubs, friend functions, dates etc.
Ty, 21
Sometimes it makes me feel uncomfortable, because I do feel like they judge me based on my answer, but for the most part it really doesnt bother me, and Im not afraid to answer truthfully.
Have you ever lied about it?
Have you ever lied about it? I have lied about it, maybe only exposing one sexual partner, like my high school sweetheart, making it sound more acceptable. What does sex mean to you?
I think some are, but Id probably make a guess that most arent.
What number of sexual partners do you think is common for men and women in college?
When did you rst have sex? What do you think about your number?
Im not sure what a man would think! It depends on who you ask. Ask a fraternity guy and hed probably think that was low. Ask a straight-laced, traditional guy and he might think Im a whore.
If a man was at your number, would you have that same idea of them?
Sex has always been about love for me. However, It wasnt until the past year that I actually gured out was love was. ats when I knew what sex wasnt it.
How long do you wait to sleep with a guy?
I rst had sex very young at 15. I used to be ashamed of my number, but now I know it does not de ne me.
Is there a reason for that number?
If a guy my age had slept with four people, I feel like people would not blink an eye.
How do you feel about men asking you your number?
e rst three guys Ive slept with had all been guys I had dated for over a year. My last partner was older, so I felt pressured to have sex sooner in the relationship, about three months in.
What would your parents say about your number?
Sex means waiting for the right person, and not just someone youve known for a month and think they are e One. To me, it really means taking that extra step with someone you could seriously see yourself spending the rest of your life with.
How long do you wait to sleep with a guy?
Recently, Ive realized the guys who would ask that question are not guys I want to associate with anyway.
My parents know my number. eyre response was so simple and loving, I couldnt have been more relieved.
Apparently, a long time if Ive had a few boyfriends, and Im still a virgin.
Im actually very proud of my number. It represents me and my beliefs about waiting til marriage.
Is there a reason for that number?
My parents know, and theyre very proud that Ive decided to wait for the right guy.
Jessie, 21 Have you ever lied about your number? I would lie if it was high... yes I have lied about my number. What constitutes as a slut to you? Hmm a slut, I dont think a number would dene a slut. Probably behavior.
First and foremost, I am a Christian and believe that God has intended sex to be saved for marriage. I strongly believe that there is a guy out there that God has for me, and I am willing to wait for him! I wear a purity ring that says, True Love Waits as a reminder of my commitment to my future hubby.
What do you think men think about your number?
Im de nitely not ashamed of my number. I tell guys upfront about it, and if they arent willing to respect that then theyre a waste of my time.
Have you ever lied about it?
Nope!
I think that guys de nitely respect women who are willing to wait. I know some guys dont and think its weird that Ive never had sex, but Ive always known I was a little weird.
If a man was at your number, would you have t hat same idea of them?
Sex is very important to me. I think there is so much more to it that a physical tie, it is an emotional as well as a spiritual tie, and Ive seen so much heartbreak in my friends that have had sex with a guy that has dumped them. Im waiting for the one and it will mean all the more when that wedding day nally happens.
How long do you wait to sleep with a guy?
Yes, these days I would highly respect a guy with the same num-
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Cheers for the freaking weekend! We all love to end our week on Dirty Sixth, okay, maybe from Wednesday on, but what we dont love is spending the dough at the bars. Here is your guide to get shwasted for less or even end up with more money in your pocket than you left downtown with! Rihanna would denitely drink to that.
THE BARTENDER
You dont have to be a regular to kiss up to the bartender. Getting to know the staff will get you free drinks faster than ever. It usually works better with the opposite sex. Sending a irtatious look or friendly chats can not only help to get the bartenders attention but maybe even score a couple of free Patron shots. Yes, this works even when the bar is packed. Lay your charms on thick, free shots all night!
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Ladies, looking sexy not only help you getting into bars easier or skipping the lines. The truth is, looks matter. Gentlemen, this applies to you too; it might be comfortable to go downtown in basketball shorts but you are not getting lucky with the ladies or increasing your chances for her to buy you drinks with that look, no matter how drunk she may be. Turn your swag on!
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Find the money drinkers at the bars. Yes, this means that they might be the old hags that hit on college students or the non-locals who have no social skills with lame conversations. However, if you put up with it just long enough for rounds of beers or shots, it is a way to score some non-well, top-shelf, hangover-free drinks. Say thanks and make up an excuse to chunk a deuce after you get your hands on them drinks and move on to the next bar!
THE CHALLENGE
Everyone loves a challenge, especially when intoxicated. Both sexes have egos, and we cant be losers. Challenge someone at the bar, either with drinking faceoffs, who can ag down the bartender rst, or whatever you want. The catch is, you make the rules. Make the stakes high by betting whatever you want, be smart about it and keep the beer coming all night.
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A PEOPLES MOVEMENT
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A FIRST-PERSON ACCOUNT OF OCCUPYING AUSTIN
As I barreled down the busy Austin sidewalks on my longboard, the chants of far-o voices could be heard. It took me 27 minutes to drive from San Marcos to Austin and another three minutes to nd parking. I had been researching this event for weeks now, and I was ready to be a part of the movement that seemed to have no end in sight. My heart skipped a beat as I leapt from my longboard at 301 West 22nd Street, marveling at the sight that was sprawled out before me. e chants I had heard manifested into hundreds of protesters occupying every inch of space in front of Austin City Hall. My eld of vision was littered with clever poster board slogans, vivacious drum circles, decorated war veterans and even elected o cials, all pacing their way through the crowd, most with smiles across their faces. I immediately pulled out my own poster board and joined the highspirited masses. In my eagerness, I immediately started talking to dozens of protestors, getting their take on what it meant to Occupy. Noticing many veterans in the crowd, I thanked a Marine for his service as he held a sign that read I fought for my country, not for Wall Street. e popular phrase We are the 99 percent came to life as I witnessed people from all walks of life empowered by the First Amendment. I joined multiple drum circles that lined the main street, joining in chants such as Show me what democracy looks like! and e People, united, will never be divided! Guy Fawkes masks were a popular site among a great number of the protesters, many of whom were dressed in full suits, creating an eerie yet powerful contrast. As the sun dipped along the horizon, the enthusiasm of the protestors only seemed to intensify with the oncoming of night. After three hours of participation, I suddenly remembered my ticket to a rice concert sitting in my car three blocks away, and departed from the crowds of protestors. After gathering my things, I sped down the street once again on my longboard, alive with the energy acquired from such an exciting event.
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OPERATION OCCUPY
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OccYOU OccYOUpy
How YOU can participate DO SOME RESEARCH
Passion over passivity, but its difcult to be dedicated when you dont know what youre standing for. Do some Googling and reading gasp! and get a grasp on whats going on. Finding your own motivation for the movement is key.
Its something I feel passionately about. There are so many issues at hand; its hard to say what the movement stands for. Its not what you are ghting for but rather what were ghting against.
The Basics
Youve driven past protesters, youve watched MTVS True Life: Im Occupying Wall Street and you still have no idea whats going on. While we recommend more thorough research, here are a few quick facts and key terms so you arent picketing without a purpose.
The movement ofcially began on September 17th, when worldwide the self-described 99 percent an otherwise unafliated group of concerned citizens from all walks of life came together to protest political disenfranchisement and social and economic injustice, and the occupation of Wall Street began in NYCs Zuccotti Park.
The New York City General Assembly (NYCGA) is the Occupy Wall Street council, composed of dozens of groups, and holds meetings allowing participants to voice ideas and concerns, setting the vision for the movement. The core of the movement, an exercise in direct democracy, lies in dissatisfaction with what is currently dening democracy, when corporations (which the NYCGA believes place prot over people, self-interest
over justice, and oppression over equality) run our governments. Its a call for action, a call for accountability. Solidarity refers to a sense of unity, and the Principles of Solidarity are the points, drafted through a direct democratic process, on which the movement and its participants are united. (Example: Empowering one another against all forms of oppression.)
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Dont let anyone else change who you are and the direction you decide to take your music.
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With the vast amount of producers directing music videos, producing music and working behind the scenes arranging it all, the music industry is tough to break into. However, John Mendezaka JMoneyhas already produced several artists and, at age 22, is quick on the rise to the top. If you havent heard about him yet, youre late.
words: jasmine vallejo photos: jeff ramirez
On The
Moneys love and fascination with music stemmed from his family. It was from his parents, who have always been great role models and connoisseurs, that JMoney began to appreciate all genres at a young age. e love for hip-hop and R&B developed after his older brother introduced the art of it all.
Starting Out
In high school, JMoney became interested in DJing and made mixes of many of his favorite songs. It was then that he began working with DJ G Brown and DJ Butta, two DJs who have contributed a great amount in the music industry. After working with the two spin artists, JMoneys knowledge of the
music industry grew larger, and he began producing songs, creating commercials and websites, and releasing mixtapes of his own. He released numerous mixtapes with special guest hosts such as B.O.B., Nipsey Hussle, Trae, Bobby Creekwater and many more. Accomplishing so much at such a young age, JMoney knew he had talent. He then began promoting local artists and individuals that deserved recognition for the immense talent they displayed. However, being a producer does have its ups and downs. For every great experience the industry o ers, there are trials and tribulations that go along with ita fact JMoney learned the hard way.
While working on the Drake mixtape, Friends with Money, JMoney caught the attention of an artist called e Empire. ey crossed paths through mutual acquaintances and were introduced while he was producing for an artist named Question, who was signed with Sony/Epic records and managed through Cinematic Music Group. e Empire was known for his extremely popular series of Lil Wayne mixtapes, e Drought Is Over, and it was only right that e Empire took part in the upcoming release. JMoney was asked to create commercials for the e Drought Is Over, and when the commercial reached over 60 thousand views the business relationship began. JMoney only had high expectations for the project and continued to promote it, creating promotional yers and posters and using various media outlets to expose the project and help it reach its highest visibility. JMoney knew the potential the mixtape had and anticipated a positive response from excited fans. One of the mixtapes highlights was the song Take You Down by Drake, which was a fan favorite. Drake addressed the song later on his OVO site saying it was a reference record for Lil Wayne on his Dedication 3 mixtape. With all the recognition it was receiving, the mixtapes release became highly anticipated and was featured on sites such as Complex and XXL.
Disappointment
To call what JMoney experienced disappointment would be an understatement. e Empire never responded to JMoneys attempts at communication and was unable to be contacted in order to resolve the di erences. Even with the great amount of promoting JMoney did for the mixtape, something was different. JMoney had arranged the mixtape from the beginning to the end, featuring interviews, rarities and more. However, once
Problems Arise
ings just seemed too good to be true. Although there were great expectations with the release of the mixtape, things quickly spiraled downhill. JMoney was told he would receive copies of the mixtape from e Empire to distribute.
the mixtape was released online, JMoney downloaded that version to nd out it sounded completely di erent. He found out that although the track listing for the mixtape was the same, the way that it was originally mixed and intended to be heard was not. is wasnt going to stop JMoney, though. He took matters into his own hands and distributed free copies of the mixtape in record stores. Regardless of the circumstances, the mixtape was still a project and JMoney intended to release on his own. Since JMoneys name would be a liated, he didnt want to disappoint the people who asked constantly about its availability.
Moving Forward
e mixtape was a huge hit, and JMoney still released it in his name. In this business, you have to constantly remind yourself of the endless amount of competition there is, JMoney says. Even when it seems others are out to help, it can quickly turn to manipulation. I advise those new to the business and those already established to do whats in their best interest and remain focused. Since then, JMoney has released new mixtapes from talented artists who are undiscovered. Ive considered it a thing of the past and have moved on. Everyone has their own intentions in this business, and as individuals we have to do our best to stay on track no matter what cards are dealt. How would JMoney have handled the situation? De nitely more written than verbal agreements, he says. Communication is everything.
Who is JMoney?
J. Mendez (JMoney), 22 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Business Position: Owner Of Throwed Mind Ent & www.4MyHometown.com What is Throwed Mind Ent? Throwed Mind Ent is my company for which I provide everything from engineering, music production, videography and consulting. My main focus is to support and collaborate with artists and individuals who share the same work ethic. The website is an elegant yet youthful media site consisting of art, lm, literature, fashion, and music. What does it take to make it in this industry? Loyalty, Respect and Discipline. You have to be strong, have faith and stick to your morals. Continue to gather knowledge and be thankful for all the experiences, good or bad. You wont truly appreciate all you have accomplished until you reect on all you have sacriced. As a producer, what are the dos and donts? As a producer, the only thing I dont consider is quitting. Stay passionate and continue to progress rather than feeling defeat. Be respectful at all times and provide common courtesy for others. What are the ugly sides of producing? 1. Liars. Everybody is a CEO, Boss, King, etc. Not true. 2. Groupies. Self-explanatory. 3. Betrayal. Its never smooth sailing when youre in such a competitive business atmosphere. 4. Jealousy. Nobody wants to admit it, but its inevitable.
PROs of Producing
1. Creative Control. 2. Networking. 3. Studio. Theres nothing better than being surrounded by instruments and talented people creating timeless melodies. 4. Never having to fulll a fairytale persona. What I make is who I am. Love it or leave it. 5. Providing the foundation and structure for timeless music.
CONs of Producing
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1. Expectations. Many listeners seem to hope for the same sound from previous work or that you make music according to the times, but Ive believed that as long as the music can be felt and not simply heard then it is everything it was intended to be. 2. Sample Clearance. Some of the best records are made using samples but the level of difculty getting them cleared is crazy. 3. Criticism. Not all feedback is constructive. Dont let anyone else change who you are and the direction you decide to take your music. 4. Time Consuming. Many hours and days are spent usually on one song. As a producer, it is about perfecting the emotion you capture within the melody & that can take hours, months or even years. 5. Thieves. Some people will disrespect your genius by stealing your music and taking credit. Copyright everything and take the necessary precautions to prevent such wrong doing.
PROs Of Promoting
1. Providing opportunities for others to advance is one of the main objectives in promoting. 2. Youre able to collaborate with many creative individuals on numerous endeavors. 3. Providing options for people to choose. 4. Branding. You will be able to establish your company in great ways through all aspects of promotions. 5. The biggest reward of promoting is the satisfaction of providing a wonderful experience for those that spend hard-earned money.
CONs of Promoting
1. Janky promoters. Its never good to lead the people of your community to a huge letdown. 2. Patience. Without it you wont get very far. It takes a lot of your time to be a successful promoter. 3. Deadlines. If time isnt used wisely, you can spend most of it to save your event rather than promote it. 4. Bad Business Practices. Its easy to get used and manipulated by the wrong people. 5. Cost. Gotta have money to make it. Dont risk it all for temporary fulllment.
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Wonderfully wicked or a total goodie two-shoes? Dress the part with the appropriate accessories
We get ityoure a style schizophrenic. And this holiday season the angel on one shoulder is whispering orals and uff while the devil perched on the other is hissing smoky eyes and sexy lace. But luckily, you dont have to pick just one. With a basic black dress and some kick-ass extras, you can opt to play nice as Santas little helper or face the musicand the inevitable coal in the stocking and rock your spot on the naughty list. Textured Bangle Set
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NICE IS Tipping your wbartender NAUGHTY IS Flashing your bartender NICE IS Grabbing your girls and hitting the dance oor NAUGHTY IS Ditching your girls and hitting on everyone on the dance oor NICE IS Making the egg nog for your familys holiday party
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NAUGHTY IS Spiking the egg nog for your familys holiday party NICE IS Sending sweet texts NAUGHTY IS Sending irty sexts NICE IS Having a job to pay your way through school NAUGHTY IS Having a sugar daddy to pay your way through school
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Winter has arrived, and we know all you want to do is trudge around in your sweats and Uggsor better yet, just stay at home in your pajamas. But there are those select holiday occasions when you have to peel yourself away from Keeping up with the Kardashians and put on something presentable. Never fear, weve got you covered with go-to outts that will stand the test of time ya know, unlike Kims marriage.
CHRISTMAS
Christmas Eve is one of the most magical nights of the yearwhether youre ve, 15 or 50. Go all out and decorate yourself in red, white and green, because today its totally okay to look like a Christmas tree. Have fun with holidayinspired accessories like jingle bells and candy canes, and pull your whole look together with patterned stockings and a red bow. We hear Santa likes that.
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Allison Asbury lives a busy life, but when the 21-year-old journalism major isnt busy studying or interning at a certain kick-ass magazine, shes relaxing in her behemoth of a bedroom. A giant and gorgeously feminine den thats equal parts soothing and romantic, her room is decked out in earth tones and decorated with eclectic extras (think funky monkey statues and miniature Buddhas) that give it a bit of a bohemian edge. Oh, and of course theres the mini fridge that stores her wine. A girls gotta unwind, you know. Tell us about yourself. I like to think of myself as fashionable and trendy. I constantly surprise myself by how much I use Facebook and Twitter (default obsession for a social media intern, I suppose). Most of the time you can catch me daydreaming and wishing I was somewhere else besides school, although I do love my Longhorns! Hookem! How do you like living on your own? I love having the freedom to decorate with my own style and keep the place nice and tidy. Sometimes I get scared when I come home alone, but thats what my mace is for! Other than that, I find joy in coming home to a peaceful room where I know I can relax, drink a glass of wine and watch a good movie. How do you like living with roommates? I like my roommates now; they are really cool, and its nice to have someone to talk to about your day. As long as everyone picks up after themselves, I dont have any complaints! When setting boundaries, what were some you discussed with your roommates? Dont go into my room when Im not there. Its my number one pet peeve when people use my stuff without asking! I havent had any problems with it, but it is nice to let people know what ticks you off when you start living with them so you can try and avoid it. What is one item in your room that best describes you? My bed. Im not saying that Im lazy, but any college student would lie if they said they didnt wish they could spend more time there. I love getting work done, but I love being able to lie down and sleep peacefully knowing I did a good job. What is one thing you wouldnt live without in your apartment? My tv. Im addicted to Netflix and love to watch a good movie or show after a long day of studying or school. What was your inspiration when decorating your room? Ikea. Its like I went there and they knew what I wanted. I went for a bohemian-like theme with earth tone colors. Thanks Ikea for knowing what I like! Other items matched from thrift stores or I made them myself.
Having a large tv and a Netflix subscription is great for those days you dont feel like spending lots of money!
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Milla Impola
Major: Psychology, Sexual Health Peer Educator Hometown: Vihti, Finland
LIE: I dont care that your bank account is negative. REASON: Were in college and were all generally pretty poor, but women value security and to say that she has no worry about the digits your bringing in is a lie. This does not mean that every woman wants to be showered with champagne; it just means that your nancial situation is something shes thought about. LIE: I dont want you to go down there. REASON: While I will never suggest that there is a sex act that every person likes, I have a hard time believing that receiving oral sex doesnt hit pretty close to everyone liking it. I have had friends who say its awkward and Im not going to lie, I used to feel the same way. This was until I realized that awkward generally does not belong in the bedroom. Guys, take some time to read books and internet articles on what generally constitutes a good lickin and then learn what she likes. Because women are usually told to be submissive and pretend like they dont like sex, it is no surprise that they would think receiving oral sex is awkward. Millas Note: I hope that by writing these columns Ill achieve nothing more than people will being comfortable talking about sex, its that simple. Because when we can talk about sex, we can improve sex.
Presents to Please:
Study Breaks (Genius) Gift Guide
tarbucks is pushing peppermint-avored everything, sorority girls are suddenly sporting leggings under their Nike shortswinterand ergo the holiday seasonis here. And tis the season of giving, so to make your holiday shopping a little bit easier, weve compiled an infallible go-to gift guide. Whether youre hoping a little somethin somethin for your prof will bump you up that extra .5 points or that a present with just enough sexual innuendo will persuade your lab partner to meet you under the mistletoe, welltheres a gift for that.
Pelican 1075 Hardback Case: pelican-case.com, $47. Theyre toting their laptop everywhere and this protective case is a great way to let them know you careprimarily about your grade. Homemade Cookies: Word to the wisecheck for allergies rst. If they have to break out the EpiPen, youre going to get an F. A Pen from Where they went to College: It shows you were totally listening (and totally not Facebooking) while they ranted nostalgically about the good ol days.
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Boots from Inca Boot Company: incaboots.com, $235. Perfect for cold treks to class, these funky boots are handmade in Peru and a fun Ugg alternative. If she wears the same size as you, even better. Vodka: Because no one likes to drink alone, and nothings more shareable than shots. Get the Hint Stickies urbanouttters.com, $6. Perfect for the passive aggressive, these stickies will give them the balls to call you out for your sloppiness. Mini Cupcake Maker: perpetualkid.com $25. The roomie can bake em, you can snake em.
Fuse college case: fuseplusyou.com, $25. He plays sports. He watches sports. He wont shut up about sports. Why not get him a case so he can rep his team? Fuse Headphones: fuseplusyou.com, $25. So hes jamming too hard to talk to other girls on the walk to class. Sunglasses: sunglasswarehouse.com, Silver Aviators, $15. Totally Top Gun, totally sexy and lets be honestthe orange-lensed sunglasses he sports on the daily make you wanna vom. Macbook Sticker: etsy.com, Star Guitar MacBook Pro Apple Decal Vinyl Mac Sticker, $9. Hes unique, so his laptop should be too. Hidden Flask: etsy.com, Hollow Book Safe with Flask, $48. A sneaky way to ght sobriety and look smart doing it. Bacon Man Candle: perpetualkid.com, The ultimate mandle (get it?), its way more masculine than pumpkin spice.
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Dexim AppSpeed Monster Truck: dexim.net, $69. A new spin on an old fave, your bro can operate this remote control vehicle from his iPod, iPad and iPhone. Nuvo Sleeve for iPad: shopnuo.com, $24.99. You should probably spring for the iPad too. After 18 hours in labor, Mom earned it.
Yodeling Pickle: perpetualkid.com, $12.99. Completely pointless, its the perfect payback for the tattletale sibling. Hobie Niagra Backpack: shopnuo.com, $74.99. Spend a little extra with a gift that says Ive got your back. Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses: urbanouttters.com, $12. Give these to your crazy sibling and protect the family name by keeping their drunken downtown antics anonymous.
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Mixie Urban Commuter Bike urbanouttters.com, $399. Its environmentally friendly, youve been spending that much on gas each month anyways and with a weight of less than 33 lbs. its totally luggable. Godiva Trufes: godiva.com, $25. Youre worth itand its months until bathing suit season. Massage: Spring for a rubdown to undo the damage from a stressful semester. Shiner Cheer: It only comes out once a year so make sure to treat yourself to a six packor, ya know, maybe two.
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The holidays are near and if youre not pounding your head against your textbooks from all the finals cramming, youre probably joyous with holiday spirit. Its the season for giving, and these berry recipes are perfect to make for you and your fellow classmates in final exam hell. Happy holidays!
INGREDIENTS: 12 oz. cranberry juice, chilled 16 oz. prosecco or champagne, chilled Juice of one lime Frozen fresh cranberries, for garnish DIRECTIONS: Heat oven to 425 degrees. Drain cherries and reserve 1/3 cup of the liquid. Stir cherries, sugar, cornstarch, salt and reserved cherry liquid together in a medium bowl. Toss flour, brown sugar, oats, walnuts, cinnamon together in a medium bowl. Mix in butter and combine until crumbly mixture forms. Pour cherry mixture into pie shell and sprinkle topping evently over cherries and bake for 15 minutes. Reduce temperature to 350 degrees and continue to bake until topping is deep golden brown, about 30-35 minutes. Cool on wire rack, serve warm.
DIRECTIONS: In a large pitcher, pour in the cranberry juice, prosecco or champagne, and lime juice. Stir to combine. Pour into champagne flutes or tall slender glass and garnish with cranberries. For the virgin version, substitute the prosecco or champagne with ginger ale.
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cup cashews, soaked overnight, rinsed and drained cup water 1/4 cup coconut oil, melted 2 tbsp fresh ginger, grated 2 tbsp raw agave nectar
DIRECTIONS: Place cashews and water in high-speed blender, blend until smooth. Add melted coconut oil, fresh ginger and raw agave. Process until well blended. Transfer to contained and chill until set.
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WHAT IS SANTA BRINGING YOU THIS CHRISTMAS?
Aries
A reality check.
Taurus
One of his personal assistants.
Gemini
He didnt make it to your apartment.
Cancer
A 4.0 GPA... just kidding. He cant do that.
Leo
Beer pong balls. You always seem to lose every single one.
Virgo
A new boyfriend that doesnt suck.
Libra
A new girlfriend that doesnt complain.
Scorpio
Coal. And lots of it.
1. Rudolph Movie 2. Snowy Outside 3.Real? Rudolph 4.Nutcracker 5. Guys emblems swapped colors
INTERNATIONAL FACTS
Sagittarius
A gym membership.
Did you know that having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced Sex is also a pain reliever, which is ten times more effective than Valium. So whether youre sick, or have a headache from studying, sex can take your pains away. 30-35 million (real) Christmas trees are sold each year. Santa Claus has been declared a Canadian citizen.. Christmas was not declared a national holiday until 1870. In the song, The Twelve Days of Christmas, 364 gifts are mentioned.
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Capricorn
More condoms. Its better to play it safe.
Aquarius
A lotion basket... so you can regift to your aunt.
Pisces
Your dignity back. You lost it at the last party.