Chemistry Quotes

1) Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. Adam Sandler 2) Through some strange and powerful principle of ''mental chemistry'' which she has never divulged, nature wraps up in the impulse of strong desire, ''that something'' which recognizes no such word as ''impossible',' and accepts no such reality as failure. Napoleon Hill

3) To think is to practice brain chemistry. - Deepak Chopra 4) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. Mike Adams

5) Skills are cheap; chemistry is expensive. - Mal Pancoast 6) There's nothing colder than chemistry. - Anita Loos

7) For me chemistry represented an indefinite cloud of future potentialities which enveloped my life to come in black volutes torn by fiery flashes, like those which had hidden Mount Sinai. Like Moses, from that cloud I expected my law, the principle of order in me, around me, and in the world. I would watch the buds swell in spring, the mica glint in the granite, my own hands, and I would say to myself: ''I will understand this, too, I will understand everything.'' - Primo Levi 8) In the arts of life man invents nothing; but in the arts of death he outdoes Nature herself, and produces by chemistry and machinery all the slaughter of plague, pestilence, and famine - George Bernard Shaw

9) No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Albert Einstein 10) Better living through chemistry - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Superstition vs Science
By Paul Ford That werewolf is hitting those grapes. From May, 1998. Charles squeezed his painted face, explaining the costume again. No, he said, his high voice weary, I'm not grapes. I'm a water molecule. The inquiring werewolf, a sixth grader, said What? Look, aitch-two-oh, right? That's water? So here's an aitch, and here are the two ohs. Did you make that up? No, my Dad did. He teaches chemistry. That's really incredibly stupid. So? You're just a werewolf. A 10-year-old molecule and a slightly older werewolf quietly beat each other. A short crowd of policeman, medieval crusaders, firemen, and Pokemons gathered to watch. Finally, a fourth grade ballerina turned and cried out: That werewolf is hurting those grapes.

Chemistry Poem
Chemistry Abounds A.K.A Give Jeff An A+ Chemistry its a science Of human reliance But The Truth Is It makes soda pop fizz We Use Chemistry Everyday At Work School and Play Chemistry Is Central It Must Persist Without It No Other Science Exists Physics, Biology, Geology, the Science of Matter It Helps Figure out What Makes People Fatter Structures and Atoms Become United When Heated They Become Excited Solids, Liquids and Gases Help To Please the Masses Acids and Bases All Over the Places Some Compounds Change As Their Structures Rearrange Chemical Compounding Results Are Astounding Some Molecules Attach And They Form the Perfect Match When Molecules Split

The Atoms Are It A Chemical action Is an Elementary Reaction Chemistry Surrounds All Elements Around A Chemical Conversion Is Often an Diversion The Periodic Table of Elements Gives Each Compound Its Relevance Neurochemistry Studies the Brain And The Criminally Insane The Study of Teamwork, Business and Love Included in the Chemistry As Mentioned Above While You Play Your Videogame Chemistry Directs Your Brain You Use Chemistry Whether You Like It or Not It can be seen in weather cold or hot As Shown By This Poem I Wrote In my Home My Neurotransmitters were Smoking This Is the End, Im Not Joking.

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Hyperchem
Tune: Jingle Bells You can calculate an MO with semiempirical or ab initio and it will be beautiful You can optimize the shape minimize the energy too and those are just a few of the many wonderful things you can do, with Hyperchem, Hyperchem, We love Hyperchem, MM-plus and PM3 and rotational barriers too, Oh Hyperchem, Hyperchem We love Hyperchem, We don't need the beakers and the flasks Our labs are all Hyperchem Is it a greenhouse gas, Will it cure cancer too, Does it react by redox, or is it SN2, Is the lone pair on the C, Is the LUMO on the O, No need to mess with chemicals You learn all you need to know, from Hyperchem, Hyperchem, We love Hyperchem torsional angles, dipole moments And heats of formation too, Oh Hyperchem, Hyperchem We love Hyperchem We could sing all day about Hyperchem But it looks like we are through

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 Chemistry Puzzle

Across: 1 6 Sugars are an example (12) Formula of the only common alkaline gas (3) Vinegar is a solution of this chemical (8,4) It means removing water from a compound (11) To break a compound down using heat-high temperature (7,13) The formula of sulphuric acid (5) This gas can be neutralised with acids to make nitrogenous fertiliser salt compounds (7) This scale tells you how acid or alkaline a solution is (2) This gas turns limewater cloudy (white precipitate) (3) These crystalline compounds do not dissolve in water (9,4) Man-made as in flavours (10) When an atom or compound gains oxygen (9) 7 2

Down: Formula of a gas essential for respiration! (2) The word describes the chemical breaking down of a substance (13) The formula of what is formed when magnesium burns (3) It produces a spectacularly visual exothermic reaction! (8) The reaction between an acid and an alkali/base to make a salt (14) Symbol of a metal that is extracted from reducing a 'rusty' looking ore called haematite! (2) Deadly! (5) The burning of a substance (9) General description for the formation of a substance that doesn't dissolve (11) Lit splint - and the formula for a squeaky pop! This compound makes fruit taste bitter particularly citrus fruits! (6,4) The formula of the compound formed by thermally decomposing copper carbonate (3) It has a pH of less than 7 (4) Add these to a molecule and you get oxidation (7) Important salt-like compounds in fertilisers that add P to the soil (10)

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20 23 The acid that is used to make phosphate salts (10) 21 26 The common 'old' name for the very strong alkali sodium hydroxide (7,4) Compounds of this metal give fireworks a bright yellow colour (6) To make a solution less concentrated 22

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(6) 25 31 The kind of compound made from reacting an acid and a base that dissolves in water (7,4) The X hazard warning symbol (7) 28 35 37 39 The addition of water to a compound (9) 29 The formula for sodium hydroxide (4) Spread on fields to make the soil more fertile (11) The kind of salts made by neutralising hydrochloric acid (9) The removal of oxygen from a compound (9) A descriptor for substances that easily catch fire! (9) A useful metal produced by reduction of CuO (6) 32

Symbol of a material that when heated in air, gets oxidised to a black compound (2) Mainly carbon, common fossil fuel (4) Symbol of quite a poisonous metal which is why it is being replaced in plumbing with plastic (2) Formed from an acid + base (4) The salts formed by neutralising H2SO4 (9) Formula of compound left after heating lead carbonate (3) A potential danger, read the card! (6) Not man-made! (7) Formula of hydrochloric acid (3) Formula of a black compound that dissolves in sulphuric acid to form a blue salt solution (3) The sort of natural material from which you can extract a metal (3)

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