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116 of the American version of Order of the Pheonix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. Of you were smart enough to figure this ot or you believe it, copy this into your profile. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile : If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile. R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton. If you thionk Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile. If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile. If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account. If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile! If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile. If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1. Hugs to Hedwig, because you were a good owl, and Harry should have let you out of your cage. 2. Hugs to Dudley, because while you may have been a bully and a moron, at least you ended up having a soul. 3. Hugs to Ron for saving Harry's life, getting Gryffindor's sword, and pwning a Horcrux (that's one hell of an apology), for reading that book Fred and George gave you, and for always wanting to come back. 4. Hugs to Tonks for putting up with Remus' insecurities and loving him anyways (and also for being pregnant and still kick-ass!). 5. Hugs to Remus for being insecure in the first place, and then for doing the right thing like we always knew you would.

6. Hugs to Harry for being the main character of my favorite series of all time, for growingup to be an unbelievably courageous man, and for finally getting your happy ending. We were always rooting for you, mate. 7. Hugs to Mrs. Weasley, for kicking ass and taking names, for making awesome birthday cake, and for pwning Bellatrix (she deserved it). 8. Hugs to George, because you lost your best friend and your brother in one horrible blow, and it still hurts my heart to think of the look on your face. 9. Hugs to Percy for admitting you were wrong, and for getting that one last laugh out of Fred. 10. Hugs to Hermione for putting up with your hair (trust me, I can more than sympathize), for keeping an eye on Harry and Ron and somehow retaining your sanity, for always knowing the right thing to do, and for your awesomely adorable moment on page 625 (American edition). 11. Hugs to Voldemort. You're going to need them, where you're going. 12. Hugs to Snape for not only meeting but exceeding my expectations, for being Dumbledore's man through and through, for loving Lily and protecting Harry, and for fooling Voldemort right until the very end. 13. Hugs to Dumbledore, because even though I'm still not sure I've forgiven you for manipulating Harry, I've always loved how you manage to show up at the end of the book and explain everything to all of us less-knowledgable beings; there will never be another white-bearded, pointy-hatted wizard quite as omnipotent as you. (Sorry, Gandalf.) 14. Hugs to Luna for staying ever serene and Luna-like despite the war, and for fighting your heart out at the same time. 15. Hugs to McGonagall for every single line of dialogue she had in book seven. We all dream of having teachers as kick-ass as you. 16. Hugs to all the Slytherins, because I totally think you got dissed when not even one of you stayed to help fight. 17. Hugs to Dobby and Kreacher for being absolutely-frickin'-adorable, loyal, and unexpectedly heroic. 18. Hugs to the Bloody Baron, simply because anyone that thwarted in love deserves one. 19. Hugs to Neville, because the Sorting Hat is never wrong, because you were braver and truer than anyone would have guessed, and because we always knew you were a hero, right from the start.

20. Hugs to Teddy Lupin, because your parents were amazing and you never got to know them, because you got caught snogging Victoire (that's our boy!), and most of all because you have turqouise hair (welll, sometimes). 21. Hugs to Draco, because you were a spineless git, but you weren't evil in the slightest-spineless I can live with. Evil, not so much. 22. And last but most certainly not least, hugs to J.K. Rowling. Thank you for creating this world, thank you for giving me Harry and his adventures to grow up with, thank you for R/Hr and H/G and the Weasley twins and Hagrid and Uncle Vernon (he will always crack me up) and the Mirror of Erised and seven books worth of amazingness. But most of all, J.K., hugs to you for giving all us wistful kids the dream that on our eleventh birthdays we might see an owl flapping towards our window with a thick letter clutched in its beak--in short, hugs to you for giving me and many other HP fans out there an unforgettable part of our childhoods. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the

passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT WORRY ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Ha HA you lose)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (I want to meet the geneses that thought of that) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure crush the dream of a million children) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... If two wrongs don't make a right, try three I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, if well aimed. How the force and duct tape are the same... They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Boys are like skateboards; they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo racism "The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you dislike racism oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I'm not easily distracted... HEY IS THAT GUY SPARKLING? What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to. "Help! I've fallen and I cant -- Hey! Nice carpet!" There are no stupid questions.. just stupid people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues. It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try and insult me, at least do it right! Don't look at me in that tone! When I am at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if is Scar Senses are tingling. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. Act your age, not your shoe size. I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me? Why spell it out if I can scream it in your face? If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, sue them, then rub it in their faces. "Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary. I'm not afraid of the dark, just the ninjas hiding in it. Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?