, Jurisprudential Wizard,
A Fantasy Novel
By Anthony J. Fejfar
Chapter 1
Residence in his room. He got up and went down to the kitchen and made
himself a ham sandwich and had Coke to drink. He thought about what
his next step would be. He decided to work on a Tract Book dealing with
Law and Psychiatry. He decided that the DSM, the Diagnostic Statistical
walked over to his office at the law school and started to work.
About halfway through his work on the Tract Book, “Law, Psychiatry,
“Any thoughts on what I should do?” She asked. “Yes, I’ve thought it over
and it seems to me that what makes the most sense would be for you to be a
double agent for the National Counterintelligence Agency and simply play
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along with what you are doing for the C.I.A. and K.G.B. I’ll call my
“Alright, then,” she said, “so don’t tell anyone then?” “No, in fact the
opposite. Mum is the word. Just keep me informed about what is going on,
that is the next step. The K.G.B. is trying to infiltrate Psychiatry in an effort
to destroy the spiritual core of America.” She said. “Oh, really,” he replied,
“how are they going to do it?” “Well, if anyone says that they have spoken
with God in prayer or have spoken with their Guardian Angel in prayer then
they are going to call this “hearing a voice” and diagnose this a
talk to Jesuit Provincial. Something has to be done.” Father Tony said. “Be
said.
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Chapter 2
Father Tony Fitzgerald sat down on his recliner in his room in the
C.I.A. Counterintelligence and the Provincial did not take the plot against
Especially, now that the Wall between East and West was down. It was
clear that he was going to have to act on his own with Sister Joan Brewster’s
help.
Jesus on the Astral Plane but could not. So instead, Tony Fitzgerald went
back in time to Nazareth, hoping to find Jesus there. Tony Fitzgerald found
Jesus playing in his back yard at age 6 years old. The two friends knew
each other at once. Tony asked for help with the K.G.B. problem and
Psychiatry and Jesus give him a wide smile and said, “Tell, you what, what I
need to teach you I cannot teach you as an adult, but only as a child, what if
I shape-shift you down to 6 years old with me and have you stay here with
me as my friend and playmate for a year. This will help you and me as
well, I’m a little bit bored.” “Alright. Said Tony Fitzgerald. The next thing
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you know Tony Fitzgerald was a 6 year old child dressed in shorts and a
The two walked through the modest home that Jesus lived in with
Mary and Joseph, his parents, and walked out into the street. “Let’s see if
there are any bullys in the neighborhood today. We’ll walk down to the
creek on the outside of town.” Jesus said. So the two started walking.
Once they were outside of town things were fairly desolate, with no one
around. “Let’s skip rocks for awhile and have some fun.” Said Jesus. They
searched along the bank of the creek for flat stones to throw and started
skipping them across the water to the other side. A few merchants passed
Suddenly, without the two realizing it there we two guys in their late
teen years standing behind them. “What are you losers doing?” asked the
first guy. “Just skipping some rocks,” said the 6 year old Tony Fitzgerald.
“Well, my name is Sam and this Jason, and we don’t like what you are
doing.” Said Sam. “Why don’t you two get lost,” said the 6 year old Jesus.
”You. I know you. You are the son of that whore Mary who claimed to have
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“Well, we’ll see about that. Jason let’s kick the shit out of these two
losers.” Said Sam. Jesus looked at Tony and said, “Well, I guess I’ll take
on Sam and you can have Jason.” “Alright,” said Tony Fitzgerald. Sam
walked up to Jesus and took a swing at his face with his right fist. Jesus
ducked the blow. Jason and Tony watched. “I think that you are the loser,
Sam, not me,” said Jesus. Sam picked up a rock and threw it at Jesus’ face.
Jesus ducked again, strode forward, grabbed Sam by the wrist and twisted
Sam’s arm behind Sam’s back, pushing Sam into the creek.
Jason recovered from his shock and went after Tony. Tony assumed
the boxer’s stance and gave Jason a left jab in the mouth. Jason screamed as
he spit out blood and a tooth. Then Tony grabbed Jason by the wrist and
threw Jason into the creek. Sam and Jason came out of the creek swearing.
Each pulled a knife from under his tunic. Jesus laughed. Jesus raised his
right hand in Power and levitated Sam and Jason ten feet off the ground and
then threw them into a boulder at the other side of the creek, knocking them
out. Tony and Jesus walked up to each of them, broke their knives on a
Chapter 3
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It had been a week since the incident at the creek. They left Sam and
Jason for dead, and had not seen them since. “I think that we should do a
little something for fun that would create a splash.” Said Jesus. “What do
you have in mind?” asked Tony Fitzgerald. “How about a real magic show
for the little kids in town?” suggested Jesus. “That would be fun. What will
you mom Mary have to say?” asked Tony. “She’s cool, she let’s me do my
own thing.”said Jesus. So, Tony and Jesus practiced magic feats for the
rest of the day. When no one was looking, Jesus used his
front of the theatre at the edge Nazareth. “For my first feat,” Jesus said, “I
will manifest a pot and then fill it with candy for each of the kids.” Tony
lifted a silk cloth, Jesus said, “Abra Kadabra,” and Tony pulled the cloth
away revealing a brass pot. Jesus then said, “Hocus Pocus,” and the pot
was filled with candy which Tony Fitzgerald then passed out to the kids in
Next, Tony lifted the cloth showing that a bird cage had been
manifested. Tony then covered the cage with the cloth, and Jesus said,
“Abra Kadabra.” And the bird cage was filled with white doves which
Jesus then released into the air. The kids and their moms clapped. Jesus did
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several more feats of magic. Then Tony Fitzgerald layed down in a box
with the lid shut. Jesus had a small child feel all the edges of the box to see
if they were solid. They were. Jesus then said, “Abra Kadabra,” and
appeared ten feet above the audience levitating. That was the end of the
show.
(to be continued).