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To protect the privacy of certain individuals, the names and identifying characteristics of
several people have been changed and composite characters have been created.
AMERICAN CHEESE
The woman on the other side of the desk scribbled in her files.
I studied her with interest: perfectly manicured nails, killer perm,
and a beige pantsuit with the American embassy ID clipped to
the left breast pocket. She warmed us now and then with one of
those smiles that make you want to ask its owner to be your
child’s godparent even if you’ve only just met. She didn’t look like
someone who held the fate of my family in her hands.
Before the interview that morning, Mom had instructed Dad
not to speak, for two reasons. First, he couldn’t complete a sentence
without swearing. And second, but more important, he always said
the wrong thing.
The woman looked up from her paperwork and turned to my
father. In a version of Russian that made me feel like I was teeter-
ing on a balance beam along with her, she said, “Mr. Kopylenko,
tell why you want exist in United States?”
I stared at Dad’s fedora, thankful that at least he had given up
his earrings for a day. Mom tightened her grip on her purse, and
my eight-year-old sister, Roxy, stopped swinging her legs.
Dad straightened, cleared his throat, and said in equally
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have been blank without it. But Mom didn’t give up, even though
it took her years of networking, bribing, and entertaining in the
classiest restaurants to finally get our file going. This last family
interview was the key, quite literally, to freedom.
Thankfully Dad had kept quiet, and the American asked only
Mom questions from that point on. Soon the two women were
swapping locations of the best butcher shops in town. “On
Wednesdays, go to Komsomolskaya Ploshad. Ask for Borya. Tell
him I sent you,” Mom said, voice low as if the room were full of
strangers waiting to snatch her secret.
It still felt then as if we were bargaining like prisoners caught
between an unfair sentence and a pardon, but I could hear that
freedom. In my ears, bells were ringing, that huge music they
belted out from the towers of St. Basil’s Cathedral in Red Square.
The woman flipped the pages of our file and addressed my
mother in measured Russian: “I’d read here that you drink?” She
lifted an arm to her lips and curled her fingers around an imagi-
nary bottle. And a needle scratched across my sound track, exactly
the way you hear it in movies.
The four of us halted like toys unwound.
Mom drank often. This was after Dad had nearly died of alco-
hol poisoning and renounced booze as the religion of choice, and
before Mom started drinking every day. But what if Americans
didn’t drink? Ever. I hadn’t considered that possibility.
With a look of complete mortification the woman said, “Oh
goodness. Sometimes my pronunciation is bad. You sing, right?
You singer.”
All the Kopylenkos in the room showed signs of life for the
first time in at least fifteen seconds.
“Yes, yes, I do!” Mom laughed and we joined in, somewhat ma-
niacally, as I recall. In Russian, “drink” and “sing” are a letter apart.
At the end of the hour, the American finally stamped our
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papers. She blushed while my parents took turns hugging her, all
three talking as if they were going to be neighbors once we
moved. Even when we walked out of the office I couldn’t breathe,
too afraid she would change her mind and rush out to take back
the good news.
Once we had our permission my parents didn’t waste time
packing. In their desperation to leave they didn’t pause to con-
sider the difficulties they might encounter across the ocean. They
just knew that everything would be better in America.
The days leading up to our departure seesawed between too
much activity and too little sleep. “We’re finally getting out of
this hellhole,” Dad told anyone willing to listen. He practiced his
guitar with frenzied dedication, for that fantasy meeting with
his hero, B.B. King. It never crossed his mind that maybe he
couldn’t walk up to any old music legend and dazzle him with
killer technique.
Mom sold or gave away most of our valuables because Soviet
customs employees weren’t shy about confiscating anything that
turned a profit on the black market. Even our house had to go.
According to Soviet law, we had to surrender all real estate before
emigrating. Mom’s relatives talked her into giving it to one of her
distant cousins. It was better than seeing it go to a stranger. My
parents had friends who put their names on waiting lists for years
for an opportunity to buy Moscow real estate. As connected as
Mom was, it had taken her two cases of cognac and fifteen thou-
sand rubles to bribe a housing authority official to bump up her
name for a fifty-year-old house with cracked shutters.
Our house was located near the city limits, where oak and
maple trees commanded the streets, making human structures
look insignificant and fragile.
Muscovites preferred the city high-rises, and I didn’t know
that only the old folks and the Gypsies still lived in those old
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wooden chest. “It’s only for now,” he had told his sister. “I made
copies on these tapes in case you want to listen to them. The
needle scratches on that damn record player.”
My eight-year-old sister bragged to all her friends about the move.
She had recently developed a crush on George Michael and had
been making plans of her own, which included locating, ensnaring,
and eventually marrying the pop star.
I spent most of those last days in an emotional limbo, uncer-
tain of how I felt about the impending metamorphosis. Petrified
to part with the comfort of familiarity, I still couldn’t deny my
excitement at living in a place most of the world believed to be
paradise. A few years back, a drummer from our ensemble had
taken a trip to Las Vegas. When he came back, his eyes were as lit
up as the fabled Sin City billboards.
“You get free soap in all the hotel rooms,” Vova had exclaimed
in our kitchen. My parents, along with a few musician friends
who came to hear about the States, wrapped their ears around
Vova’s stories. Sometimes, like in the case of the free-soap claim,
they would burst into a debate. “I don’t believe it,” somebody
said. “Why should anyone need free soap in Vegas?” Another
added, “To wash their ass with, after they shit all the money
away.”
Roxy and I had lurked in the corners of the kitchen that
night, trying to stay undetected. But when Vova produced a piece
of something yellow covered in filmy plastic, we forgot about the
threat of bedtime.
“What is that?” Roxy asked.
“This”—Vova held the delicate sheet between his forefinger
and thumb—“is American cheese.”
Our cheese came in thick blocks, so heavy they could kill a
man. Even when sliced, it never turned out so thin.
My father, always the smart-ass, interrupted the momentary
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I had studied. Perhaps this Oksana could pass for a girl with an
average family, instead of a Gypsy one.
Funny: I really thought it would be that simple.
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