A TALE OF A COW.

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows You give 1 cow for your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The state take over both cows and give you 2 cans of milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows The state take over both cows and sell the milk to you. NAZISM You have 2 cows The state take over both cows and shot you.

BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows , The state take over both cows, shot one, get the milk from the other and throw it away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have 2 female cows you sell one and buy one male cow, the number of your cattle grows, and the economy grows. SURREALISM You have 2 cows The government asked you to take harmonica course.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows . You sell one, and force the other one to produce milk as much as 4 cows. Then, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow died.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL You have 2 cows . You minced them both. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have 2 cows You go in the street, gather the mass, blockade the street, because you want 3 cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have 2 cows . You redesigned them so they can produce 20 times as much milk. Then you create a cartoon profile of smart cow named "Cowkimon" and sell it to the world. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows You redesigned them so they can live for more than 100 years, eat only once a month, and they can milk each others.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows but you don't know where they are. So you decide to go out for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows You count them and dream what if you have 5 cows . You count them again and dream what if you have 42 cows . You count them again and realized that you only have 2 cows. You stop counting and open a bottle of Vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them are yours. Then you charge administrative fee to the owners for keeping there.

A CHINESE CORPORATION You have 2 cows . You have 300 people to milk those cows. You state that there is no unemployment, and the milk production value is high. You arrest reporters who report the truth. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows You worship them. BRITISH CORPORATION You have 2 cows Both are mad cows. IRAQ CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have many cows You tell them you don't have them. No one believes you, so they bomb and invade your country. You still have no cows, at least now you are part of democracy.

NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have 2 cows The left cow seems quite attractive. AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows . The business seems good. You close the office and find beer to celebrate it. INDONESIAN CORPORATION (1) You have 2 cows Both are stolen. Then you sell them both. Then you keep the money in hazy non budgeter account. You use some to fund your party campaign. But mostly you keep for your family and relatives. INDONESIAN CORPORATION (2) You have 2 stolen cows Take a bank loan of 4 cows, then sell the 4 cows, and put the 2 cows under your childrens name. Tell the bank that you can not pay them,

unless they finance you a milk factory. Take the money and go to Singapore ....

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have 2 cows Both are stolen from Indonesia.