124 Christmas Every Day

The Fairly OddParents
“Christmas Every Day”

RECORDING SCRIPT
(A Half-Hour Holiday Special)

#124 & #125
Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
First Draft:
2/28/01
Second Draft:
3/14/01
Third Draft:
3/28/01
Fourth Draft:
4/4/01
Final Draft:
4/6/01
Recording Draft:
5/7/01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2001 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: “Christmas Every Day” RECORDING SCRIPT 5.7.01 2
ACT I
FADE IN:
EXT. DIMMSDALE - THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

PUSH IN ON A GAZEBO where SEVERAL CHRISTMAS CAROLERS sing as
big fluffy flakes of holiday SNOW fall around them.
1. CAROLERS(singing)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave
to me, a partridge in a pear tree...
CAMERA PANS through the town. The streets and storefronts are ablaze
with Christmas lights and decorations. PEOPLE scurry back and forth
as they shop.
2. PEOPLE
(Scurry Walla)
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. AN ELECTRONICS STORE - SAME TIME
Dozens of TVs are tuned to the same channel. PEOPLE scurry back and
forth in front of the display as the camera PUSHES IN on one particular
TV.
ON TV - We see our local newscaster CHET UBETCHA.
3. CHET UBETCHA
Yes, with the partridge in a pear tree crisis
over, it’s Christmas time again. Good evening
Dimmsdale, it’s Christmas and I’m Chet
Ubetcha.
A CITY WORKER hangs LIGHTS on the town CHRISTMAS TREE. THREE

KIDS build a SANTA SNOWMAN. TWO OTHER CITY WORKERS paint
CANDY CANE STRIPES around streetlight poles.
4. CHET UBETCHA (OS)

Yes, Christmas! Better than Easter!
More loving than Valentine’s Day! And
nowhere near as useless as Arbor Day!
EXT. TOWN SQUARE - THREE BIG STATUES of THE EASTER BUNNY,

CUPID and a big TREE GUY are pulled away by ARMY TANKS and
replaced with an EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE SANTA STATUE.

..even the bitterest of enemies have put their

differences aside...
ON A DOG and a POSTMAN WITH RIPPED PANTS squaring off. The

postman hands the dog a wrapped BONE. The dog gives the policeman
A NEW PAIR OF PANTS.
6. CHET UBETCHA (cont’d) (os)

...as everyone anxiously prepares for the
arrival of Santa Claus...
A KID stands on the roof of his house, putting up LANDING LIGHTS and
a PARKING SPACE for Santa.
7. CHET UBETCHA
I’m Chet Ubetcha saying, I Ho, Ho, Hope you
have a Merry Christmas.
PULL BACK to see it was the TV in TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM. TIMMY,

dressed as an ELF, stands in the middle of an enormous pile of
WRAPPED GIFTS as he finishes wrapping the last one. COSMO and
WANDA are nearby as PACKAGES.
8. TIMMY
(angrily) Ugh!
9. WANDA
What’s wrong, Timmy?
10. TIMMY
Merry Christmas? I’ll bet he never had to
spend Christmas Eve with Vicky!
VICKY enters with a teetering pile of heavy FRUITCAKES.
11. VICKY
Hey, Frosty the Snowtwerp, got some more
fruitcakes for you to wrap!
She drops the heavy load on Timmy and happily prances OS. Cosmo
and Wanda <POOF!> into their normal selves.
12. TIMMY
Boy, every Christmas Eve I’m stuck doing
whatever Vicky tells me to do.
13. COSMO
I know! Remember last Christmas when she
sold you and your friends as ice sculptures?
RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

FLASHBACK - EXT. FREEWAY
The previous Christmas. It’s freezing outside. Vicky stands on the

shoulder of a busy FREEWAY, next to a big ‘ICE SCULPTURES FOR SALE’
sign. PULL BACK to see Timmy, CHESTER and AJ - each frozen solid,
encased in ice - next to her. DAD pulls up next to the display.
14. DAD
Oooh! I’ll take the Chester and AJ Ice
Sculptures! Timmy’ll love these!
Dad hands Vicky a wad of CASH and drives away as Timmy watches
helplessly.
15. TIMMY
...so cold...
THE ICE SHATTERS AND TIMMY MAKES A BREAK FOR IT.
16. TIMMY
I’m free!!!
He doesn’t get two steps when Vicky douses him with water and he
freezes solid in a running pose.
17. TIMMY
So cold....
RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

BACK IN TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM
Timmy finishes talking to Cosmo and Wanda.
18. TIMMY
Man, every Christmas Eve, my parents are out
shopping and I’m stuck here with Vicky.
Timmy looks at the CALENDAR ON THE WALL. PUSH IN ON: DECEMBER

25TH. CHRISTMAS!
19. TIMMY
But it’s worth it. Because tomorrow’s
Christmas! The greatest day ever!
20. WANDA
INCOMING!
POOF! They turn into STOCKINGS hanging on the fireplace. Vicky

drives in on a FORKLIFT carrying one HUGE FRUITCAKE. She drops it on
Timmy.
21. VICKY
That’s the last one.
22. TIMMY
Who are all these gifts for?
Vicky starts tossing Timmy’s previously wrapped fruitcakes into the

blazing fire.
23. VICKY
Nobody! I just like making you work!
Suddenly, a HUGE SHOPPING BAG drops in through the chimney

putting out the fire. MOM drops in after it and lands on top. She wears
a big TURTLENECK CHRISTMAS SWEATER.
24. MOM
Merry Christmas, Timmy!
DAD drops down the chimney, also in a Christmas sweater.
25. DAD
We’re HO HO HOME!
26. MOM AND DAD

(Laughter)
Mom and Dad stand together and their sweaters form a NEON IMAGE
OF A REINDEER HAPPILY FLYING FROM ONE SHIRT TO THE OTHER.
ON VICKY - who instantly turns on the charm.
27. VICKY
Merry Christmas, Mr. and Ms. Turner! Is it time
for my Christmas bonus?
28. DAD
Yep! This year you get to leave early!
Mom rolls Vicky out the door on a refrigerator DOLLY.
29. MOM
Bye, Vicky!
Timmy slams the door behind her and nails it shut.

30. TIMMY
Vicky’s gone!!
31. MOM
Which means it’s time to decorate the house!
Mom reaches over to a BUST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, pulls it open,

revealing a button. Dad hits the button. Suddenly, hidden panels on
the wall, ceiling and floor open and revolve -- a CHRISTMAS TREE and
other DECORATIONS spring up from everywhere.
31A. DAD
(excited because of eggnog) Hey!
32. TIMMY
(sighs happily) All right! Tomorrow’s
Christmas! You don’t have to work, or shop or
do anything that would make you bring Vicky
back here, right?
33. MOM
Nope! All we have to do tomorrow is be with
you, Timmy!
34. DAD
And drink eggnog! (beat) I mean, be with you,
Noggy!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TURNER’S HOUSE - CHRISTMAS MORNING
Timmy is at his window, waiting for something. Outside, it’s still dark.
35. TIMMY
Come on... come on... I wish it were morning!
ANGLE ON - OUTSIDE - We see the MOON, the STARS and... as though

Timmy were coaching it out of hiding... the sun barely peeks one
lightray over the horizon -- BING!
36. TIMMY
IT’S CHRISTMAS! IT’S CHRISTMAS! Merry
Christmas!
Timmy runs out of his room.
INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

Mom and Dad are sound asleep. Dad lies cuddled up with an empty
carton of EGGNOG.
37. DAD
(SNORES) Egg (SNORES) Nog...
BAM! Timmy kicks the door open, leaps onto a SPRINGBOARD that’s
conveniently near the entrance -- SPROING -- and does an amazing
flying body slam onto the bed.
38. TIMMY
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dad --half-asleep-- whips the carton behind his back.
39. DAD
MINE! ( beat) I mean MINE...EY CHRISTMAS,
Timmy!
40. MOM
Merry Christmas, Honey!
41. TIMMY
Come on! Come on! Let’s see what Santa
brought!
Timmy runs out. Dad follows. Mom looks around, sees the
springboard, leaps onto it and flips OS.
CUT TO:
INT. LIVING ROOM BALCONY – SAME TIME
Timmy runs up to the railing and looks over the balcony into the living
room.
42. TIMMY
Whoah! It’s amazing...and I don’t have to share
any of this! I love being an only child!
TIMMY’S POV -- The most amazing spread of Christmas gifts in the

history of television. Boxes of every size, shape and color fill the entire
living room. Basically it’s an ocean - an ocean of toys. Mom and Dad
sidle up to Timmy.
43. TIMMY
GERONIMO!!!!
Mom smiles at Dad. Dad, thinking Mom is staring at the Eggnog, turns
quickly away.
44. DAD
Mine!
CUT TO:
INT. TOY JUNGLE - SAME TIME
The surface of the toys is like the surface of the ocean. The toys go on
forever. Timmy comes up to the surface in a TOY SUBMARINE. The
hatch pops up; Timmy rises like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now,
shirtless, wearing a cowboy hat. Cosmo and Wanda, big smiles on their
faces, pop in next to him.
45. COSMO/TIMMY
I love the smell of Christmas in the morning!
46. WANDA
DIVE DIVE DIVE!
They all dive into the toys.
CUT TO:
INT. WITHIN THE TOY JUNGLE - SAME TIME
MUSICAL MONTAGE: ‘I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY’
47. TIMMY
Christmas Day is here once more!
48. WANDA
Gifts and Love and Joy galore!
49. COSMO
A special day that wipes the floor...
50. COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY

With the other three hundred and sixty four!
BIG MUSICAL NUMBER!
51. TIMMY
I wish every day could be Christmas.
‘Cuz Santa brings gifts every year!
INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

Inside it’s the child’s idea of Santa’s workshop. Santa is getting the
sleigh ready looking at a Wish List.
52. TIMMY (VO)

He’s reading my list, he’s feeding the deer...
he’s hauling my gifts...
INT. TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME
Timmy is underneath the Christmas tree.
53. TIMMY (VO)

...from the North Pole to here!
Timmy paints a big ‘X marks the spot’ under the tree.
54. TIMMY
I wish every day could be Christmas! ‘Cause
every other holiday reeks! New Year’s Eve’s for
Mom and Dad! The Easter Bunny’s Eggs smell
really bad! Valentine’s Day always makes me
sad!
Dad pops in.
55. DAD
Cause Timmy just can’t get a girlfriend!
56. TIMMY
What?
ON COSMO AND WANDA
57. COSMO
I wish every day could be Christmas! ‘Cuz Nice
fairies get their rewards!
58. WANDA
I got pudding! I got slacks!
59. COSMO
I got all my back hair waxed!
60. COSMO AND WANDA

Santa grants wishes while we relax!
61. COSMO
And Timmy just can’t get a girlfriend!
62. TIMMY
Stop that!
SHOTS OF Timmy, Mom, Dad and friends and Cosmo and Wanda
enjoying the holiday.
63. TIMMY
There’s just no other day like Christmas...my
family stays here, it’s real cool... it’s just me,
Mom and Dad... and I’m so very glad, there’s
no Vicky, no Vicky, no school...
64. COSMO
And no Vicky!
65. TIMMY
Right!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - END OF SONG
Mom and Dad tuck Timmy into bed as he sings sleepily. Cosmo and
Wanda are in the fishbowl, hearing every note.
66. TIMMY
(drifting to sleep) I wish every day could be
Christmas! Then I’d get the best gift of all! My
parents stay home to say...
67. DAD
...we love you, Noggy..!
68. TIMMY
I wish every day could be Christmas... (sleepy
sounds).. Wouldn’t Christmas each day be the
coolest of all...(snore)… I wish it were
Christmas each day! (snore, snore)
68A. TIMMY (ALT)

Wouldn’t Christmas each day be the coolest of
all...(snore)… I wish every day could be
Christmas... (sleepy sounds).. I wish it were
Christmas each day! (snore, snore)
Timmy falls asleep. Cosmo and Wanda share a nervous look.

69. COSMO
Well... he said ‘I wish.’
70. WANDA
I know! I just wish he didn’t!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - THE NEXT MORNING (CHRISTMAS DAY 2)
The snow is deeper. It’s still dark. The sun barely peeks one light-ray
over the horizon -- BING!
INT. TURNER HOME - SAME TIME
Timmy is looking out his window.
71. TIMMY
IT’S CHRISTMAS! AGAIN!
Timmy runs out of his room! Again!
CUT TO:
INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SECONDS LATER
Mom and Dad are sound asleep. Dad lies cuddled up with an empty
carton of EGGNOG. Again.
72. DAD
(SNORES) Egg...(SNORES) Nog...
BAM! Timmy kicks the door open, leaps onto the springboard that’s
conveniently near the entrance and does another flying body slam
onto the bed.
73. TIMMY
MERRY CHRISTMAS! AGAIN!
74. MOM
But, Honey, you have to go to school and we
have to go to work!
75. TIMMY
No you don’t! Look!
Timmy points out the window and we see the same group of Christmas
carolers on the street, singing:
76. CAROLERS
On the second day of Christmas my true love
gave to me.. two turtle doves and
a...(continues)
Mom and Dad look out the window at another part of the street. They
see the DOG and MAILMAN from earlier in the show, exchanging
presents again.
ON DESK CALENDAR
Timmy flips “MONDAY: DEC. 25th - to “TUESDAY: DEC. 25th”.
77. TIMMY
See?
78. MOM
Well...okay.
79. DAD
The calendar’s never lied to me yet.
Timmy throws them on the springboard and they flip OS.
INT. BY THE BALCONY RAILING - SAME AS BEFORE
Timmy’s parents land on the railing, on their stomachs, and hang there
like wet towels. They look out over the living room and see...
TIMMY’S PARENTS POV - ANOTHER sea of toys covers the living room.
Weird!
80. TIMMY
See? Santa came! Again! It’s Christmas!
Again!
Timmy puts on a SAFARI HELMET, grabs a FLASHLIGHT and leaps over

the railing into the sea of toys.
81. TIMMY
GERONIMO! AGAIN!
CUT TO:
INT. SEA OF TOYS - SAME TIME
Timmy maniacally unwraps more gifts. Again. Cosmo and Wanda POOF
IN.
82. TIMMY
Guys! You did it! It’s Christmas again! And

best of all, everybody believes it’s Christmas
again!
83. COSMO
Well, that was one big wish you made, sport!
84. WANDA
But there’s something we really should tell
you...
85. TIMMY
(squealing with delight)
I’ve never been happier!
Timmy hugs Cosmo and Wanda.
86. TIMMY
So... what were you going to say?
87. COSMO
Uh… (BEAT) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
87A. TIMMY
GERONIMO!
Timmy happily disappears into the sea of toys. Wanda glares at Cosmo.
88. COSMO
What? Did you want to say something?
Two grappling HOOKS launch up, grab Cosmo and Wanda by the butt,
and drag them down into the toys.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - NIGHT (DAY 2)
Dad and Mom tuck Timmy into bed. Timmy wears a SANTA HAT. Cosmo
and Wanda are goldfish next to the bed.
89. MOM
We hope you enjoyed your second day of
Christmas, Timmy!
Mom takes off Timmy’s Santa hat.
90. TIMMY
These have been the best two Christmases

ever! Wouldn’t it be great if we could be
together like this all the time!
91. DAD
It sure would, Timmy, but your Mother and I
have to work! Eggnog doesn’t buy itself, you
know!
92. MOM
If it kept being Christmas, I just don’t know
what we’d do!
93. DAD
We’d probably panic! Well goodnight!
The door shuts. Timmy smiles at Cosmo and Wanda who look on with
growing unease.
DISSOLVE TO:
A CALENDAR -- It reads December 25th. A PAGE flies off. The page

underneath also reads: December 25th.
INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - CHRISTMAS MORNING DAY 3
Mom and Dad are asleep.
94. TIMMY
(psyched) It’s Christmas!
95. MOM/DAD
Again?
They wake abruptly as Timmy’s hands yank them out of bed.
DISSOLVE TO:
THE CALENDAR
It reads December 25th - again. A page flies off - again. The bottom
page reads December 25th - again.
EXT. TURNER HOUSE - CHRISTMAS MORNING DAY 4
The snow is now piled up past the first floor windows.
96. TIMMY (OS)

(still psyched) It’s Christmas!
INT. TURNER HOUSE - BY THE BALCONY RAILING - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad land by the railing again. Timmy puts on the safari hat
and dives over the railing, again.
97. TIMMY
Geronimo! Again!
SFX: CRASH!
98. TIMMY
OW!
WIDER ON LIVING ROOM - Timmy sits on the floor. He has landed next
to an obviously smaller puddle of TOYS.
99. TIMMY
Hey! This is a toy puddle! Where’s my toy
ocean?
POOF! Cosmo and Wanda appear next to Timmy.
100. WANDA
Well, you know, Timmy! I’m sure Santa’s doing
the best he can!
101. COSMO
He’s never had to make toys for this many
Christmases before!
ON DAD - putting on his COAT - walking to the front door.
102. DAD
Well, Honey, if we’re going to have a fourth day
of Christmas, I have to get more eggnog...
again. And I’m good with that!
Dad opens the door. A WALL OF SNOW blocks his way. He walks into
the snow wall, then falls backwards as snow pours into the house.
A ST. BERNARD leaps out of nowhere and pulls Dad out of the
snowdrift.
103. DAD
Thanks, Lockjaw!
Dad turns the faucet handle on the tiny barrel around the dog’s neck.
Eggnog pours out!
104. DAD
Alright!!! Eggnog!
104A. DOG
(Licky sounds!)
The dog licks dad’s face and we...
DISSOLVE TO:
THE CALENDAR - It reads December 25th - again. This time, several

pages rapidly fly off. The bottom page reads December 25th - again.
And again. And again...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMMSDALE - CHRISTMAS (DAY 15)
CAMERA PANS thru downtown Dimmsdale. EVERY BUILDING’s buried in

snow. Snow is still falling. CAMERA STOPS on Dimmsdale City Park,
where the Christmas Carolers stand on top of a GAZEBO, which is also
buried in snow.
105. CAROLERS
(singing unenthusiastically)
It’s the fifteenth day of Christmas and my true
love gave to me...
(beat - they shrug) ...Pants?
SFX: HONKING HORN - ROARING ENGINE
A city SNOWPLOW barrels past and completely buries the carolers with
snow.
ON THE SNOWPLOW - Camera PANS with the snowplow as it lumbers

down the street, passing Timmy, who rides a DOGSLED, which is being
pulled by Cosmo and Wanda who are disguised as pink and green
HUSKIES.
106. COSMO
Wow, fifteen Christmases and counting.
107. TIMMY(QUESTIONING THE WISDOM)

I know. This is the best! Right?!

This is the worst!!!
WIDEN TO REVEAL -- As Timmy stops the dogsled, we’re at the same

electronics store from before. The store window is filled with TV’s, all
tuned to our newscaster pal, Chet Ubetcha.
109. CHET UBETCHA

It’s Ho Ho Horrible!!!
We see that Chet is unkempt, unshaven and unhappy.
110. CHET UBETCHA

As Christmas enters its third week, the world
screams: ‘Christmas is entering its third week!’
TV SCREEN - A BANK - It’s closed. Mom, Dad and PEOPLE pound on the
doors.

Because it’s still Christmas, the banks are still
closed!
112. MOM/DAD/PEOPLE
We want money!!
113. DAD
To buy Eggnog!
A GROCERY STORE - It’s also closed. Mom, Dad, and people pound on
the doors.

Stores are closed!!
115. MOM/DAD/PEOPLE
We want food!!!
116. DAD
And Eggnog! To buy!
ON AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - It’s closed.

And the schools remain closed.
We hear crickets. CHESTER, calmly and coolly, walks by.
118. CHESTER
Hello, Silver Lining.
We see various people boarding up their chimneys.

119. CHET UBETCHA

Everywhere, adults are doing all that they can
to prevent yet another visit from Santa...
EXT. MILITARY FIRING RANGE -
120. CHET UBETCHA

...and military forces across the globe remain
on high alert.
A SQUADRON of heavily armed TROOPS in TANKS with anti-aircraft

guns scan the sky. A GENERAL yells into a WALKIE-TALKIE.
121. GENERAL
Deploy the decoy chimney!
ANGLE ON - a desert butte. A huge CHIMNEY, bedecked with Christmas

lights, rises from a hidden silo in the sand.
122. GENERAL
Release the cookies and milk!
A pitcher of MILK and a plate of COOKIES rise up next to the chimney.
123. GENERAL
Everyone pretend to be asleep!
123A. SOLDIERS
(snoring)
The soldiers rip off their uniforms, revealing PAJAMAS underneath. Then
they all hit the deck, snoring.
124. SOLDIER #1
I hope I get a football!
ON SANTA in his sleigh. He spots the cookies.
125. SANTA
Mmmm...cookies!
He guides the reindeer towards the chimney.
ON CHIMNEY as it splits open, revealing a massive RADAR-DISH-

SHAPED LASER BLASTER that instantly starts firing LASER BEAMS.
Santa dodges explosions all around him!
126. SANTA
What’s the matter with you people! I’m just

doing my job!!!
Santa’s sleigh screams off over the horizon.
ON TIMMY, COSMO, WANDA - watching the screen in terror.
127. CHET UBETCHA

And as the world falls apart at the seams,
people everywhere are asking: Who is
responsible for this and how can we tear them
limb from limb?
ON TIMMY, COSMO and WANDA
128. TIMMY
Uh are you thinking what I’m thinking?
129. COSMO
Yeah! He is one hunk of a newscaster!
130. TIMMY
No! I think maybe the world has had enough
Christmas for one year! I wish it wasn’t
Christmas anymore.
131. WANDA
Uh... we can’t do that Timmy. We don’t have
enough power!
132. TIMMY
What do you mean?
Suddenly, a big furry pink BUNNY PAW reaches out from the shadows
and yanks Timmy into an alley.
EXT. AN ALLEY- SAME TIME
Timmy is slammed against a wall. Several SHADOWS circle Timmy. He

looks up.
133. TIMMY
What’s going on? Who are you guys?
ANGLE ON - A LARGE, PINK, PISSED-OFF BUNNY HOLDING A BASKET OF

BRIGHTLY COLORED EGGS.
134. EASTER BUNNY

I’m the Easter Bunny.
Widen to reveal several other classic holiday icons: BABY NEW YEAR,
CUPID, HALLOWEENIE DOG, and the APRIL FOOL all menacingly
surrounding Timmy.
135. EASTER BUNNY

These are the other holidays. And you are in a
lot of trouble, Kid.
ACT II
FADE IN:
EXT. ALLEY - SECONDS LATER
Timmy is still surrounded by the other angry holidays.
136. TIMMY (SCARED)

I’m in trouble? What did I do?
137. EASTER BUNNY

Your stupid ‘Christmas every day’ wish means
the rest of us Holidays don’t get to deliver joy
to the kids of the world ever again!
Cosmo and Wanda POOF! into scene.
138. COSMO
Who are you brightly-colored freaks?
139. EASTER BUNNY

I’m the Easter Bunny. That’s Baby New Year!
We see BABY NEW YEAR. He’s 12 feet tall, holding a glowing RATTLE
(which he’s pointing at Timmy) and wearing nothing but a diaper.
140. BABY NEW YEAR

Goo.
141. EASTER BUNNY

It’s gonna be a big year. Cupid. From
Valentine’s Day.
We see CUPID with a heart shaped ARROW, pointed at Timmy.
142. CUPID
Sometimes Love Hurts!
143. EASTER BUNNY

And please give it up for the comedy styling of
the April Fool. The ultimate prankster.
We see the APRIL FOOL. A combination COURT JESTER and a 1980’s

STAND UP COMEDIAN complete with MICROPHONE AND MIKE STAND.
He holds out his hand.
144. APRIL FOOL

Pull my finger... AND PERISH!
And finally, we pan over to see a DACHSUND with a PUMPKIN on its

head and bat wings.
145. EASTER BUNNY

And that’s Halloweenie Dog.
145A. DOG
(muffled bark)
146. TIMMY
That’s not the spirit of Halloween!!
147. EASTER BUNNY

Alright, he’s my dog. I just hate to travel
without him.
(doggie-talk, to dog)
Yes I do! Yes I do!
Cosmo and Wanda fly between Timmy and the other Holidays.
148. WANDA
What do you second-rate, not-Christmas
holidays want with our Timmy?
ON EASTER BUNNY confronting Timmy.
149. EASTER BUNNY

He’d better unwish that wish or he’s gonna get
an egg where the sun don’t shine!
150. COSMO
You mean the closet?
151. WANDA
But, there’s nothing we can do! We don’t have
enough magic left!
152. TIMMY
What?
153. WANDA
Timmy, there’s something you didn’t know
when you made your wish...
RIPPLE DISSOLVE
EXT. FAIRY WORLD - SAME TIME
Dozens of FAIRIES fire their magic up through the clouds.
154. WANDA (OS)

... Giving gifts to everyone in the world takes a
lot of magic, so every Christmas eve...
CUT TO:
EXT. NORTH POLE - DAY
We see a tiny little COTTAGE -- PULL BACK to see an enormous

corporate structure and FACTORY attached to it, complete with satellite
array, helipad and guard towers. In big Christmassy letters A SIGN
reads ‘Kringle Inc.’
We see a sparkly, rainbow colored BLAST OF MAGIC ZAP into the

satellite dish on top of the building.
CUT TO:
INT. SANTA’S GLASS AND STEEL HIGH TECH OFFICE - SAME TIME
CAMERA PANS through Santa’s office. We see SEVERAL ELVES in the

b.g. making Hi-Tech toys.
CAMERA STOPS on SANTA - thin, tan, with a white goatee and wearing
an Armani suit and tie, sits in front of a COMPUTER. Santa is on a
HEADSET PHONE.
155. WANDA (VO)

...all our fairy magic automatically gets
transferred to Santa!
155A. WANDA (ALT)

All us fairies in Fairyworld get together and
transfer all our magic to the one man on Earth
that needs it the most… Santa Claus!
156. SANTA
Well, I don’t care. It’s “Ho! Ho! Ho!” not “Ho!
Ho! Who!” Fix the sign.
ON COMPUTER MONITOR - AN AOL TYPE WEB PAGE (WITH A WREATH

LOGO) POPS UP.
157. AOL TYPE ANNOUNCER

‘Welcome! You’ve Got Magic!’
158. SANTA
Ho Ho...
A blast of magic shoots from the computer screen and engulfs Santa.
His suit rips, revealing the classic Red and White Santa Uniform. He’s
now fat and jolly.
159. SANTA
...Holy Mackerel! I’m Jolly again!
Santa grabs a giant SACK of toys, throws it over his shoulder, and
bounds OS.
RIPPLE DISSOLVE BACK TO:
INT. ALLEYWAY - CONTINOUS
Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda continue their face off with the other
holidays.
160. WANDA
When Christmas is over, the magic comes back
to us! But now, because it’s Christmas every
day, it won’t!
161. COSMO
We’re practically powerless!
162. TIMMY
Why’d you let me make that wish?
163. WANDA
We had to! Those are the rules!
And you were having such a great time... we
didn’t want to spoil the multitude of
Christmases for you!
164. EASTER BUNNY

Well, we want to! Because of this kid, it’s
always gonna be Christmas!
165. APRIL FOOL

Which means we don’t get to share our
holidays with the kids! What’s up with that?
166. TIMMY
I just wanted more toys and to spend more

time with my Mom and Dad!
(beat; Timmy is sad)
And now everybody is so sick of Christmas,
they even want to get rid of Santa.
167. CUPID
He’s right! As long as Santa’s around, this
could happen again!
168. EASTER BUNNY

Right! All we need to do is banish Santa to the
imaginary day of February 33rd and get rid of
him for good! But to do that, we’ll need a little
magic.
168A. COSMO AND WANDA

Urlp!
Baby New Year grabs Cosmo and Wanda.
169. EASTER BUNNY

...And you two are a little magic.
170. TIMMY
No! Wait! It’s not their fault! I’m the dope that
made the wish!
171. CUPID
And we’re the dopes that are gonna unmake it!
With love! Painful, deadly love!
The April Fool pulls up in his VW BUG. The holidays pile in, except for
Baby New Year, who sits his fat, diapered butt on top, still holding
Cosmo and Wanda in each hand.
171A. HORN
Try the veal! Try the veal!
172. EASTER BUNNY

Okay! Let’s get hoppin’!
The car, overloaded with holidays, peels out OS.

173. TIMMY
Santa’s in trouble and it’s all my fault!
A TREE enters.
173A. TREE GUY

I’m Arbor Day. Am I too late to get Santa?
173B. TIMMY
Uh, they just left.
173C. TREE GUY

My holiday stinks!
173D.TIMMY
I’ve gotta get to the North Pole!
INT. TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - LATER
Timmy sits in his sea of toys. He cranks a JACK IN THE BOX. A boxing
glove pops out and smacks him in the face.
174. TIMMY
No! No! No! This is hopeless! There’s nothing
here that’ll help me get to the North Pole!
175. DAD (OS)

Darn it!
ON DAD - elsewhere in the pile of toys.
176. DAD
...I’ve looked under this high-speed
snowmobile, portable power generator, all this
survival gear, a detailed map from our house to
the North Pole, so simple that even a 10 year
old child could read, and I can’t find the
eggnog anywhere!
ON TIMMY - who smiles as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S GARAGE - LATER
Timmy’s snowmobile is packed and he’s dressed to leave. He hops on

the snowmobile and starts it up.
177. TIMMY
This trip could be potentially dangerous. Even
life threatening.
(beat)
Cool! But in case I don’t die, I better have a
back-up plan...
He taps away on his wireless Internet system.
178. TIMMY
Santa’s in trouble and I’m off to the North Pole
to help...
DISSOLVE TO:
MAP OF NORTH AMERICA
We see a red line - ALA ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’- moving north from
Dimmsdale towards the Canadian Border.
179. TIMMY (VO)

...If you see me, wish me luck. And HELP ME!
Don’t just stand there and stare, help me! HELP
ME!! Merry Christmas again. Timmy Turner.
EXT. EARTH - Electronic signals spread from Dimmsdale to various

spots around the globe.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. BUTTE, MONTANA RANCH - CHRISTMAS DAY
WIDESHOT -- The place is buried in snow. We see Timmy on the

snowmobile writing in a LOGBOOK.
180. TIMMY
Timmy’s log: Star date: Christmas. Feels like
I’ve been gone for weeks.
Miss my mom and dad, too. But at this speed,
I’ll be there in no time!
The snowmobile slowly putters to a stop.
181. TIMMY
I’m out of gas!
A ten-year-old WESTERN RANCH GIRL rides up on a HORSE.
182. RANCH GIRL

So’s everybody in Montana! Got your message

on the Internet, Timmy Turner... think it’s
mighty fine what you’re doing for Santa.
She hands him a gigantic can of GAS.
183. RANCH GIRL

Here’s our last can of gas! Merry Christmas! Or
as we say in Montana, you’re standin’ in cow
manure!
184. TIMMY
(Looking at boot) Awesome!
INT. TURNER HOME - SAME TIME
Mom - holding a tray of Christmas Cookies - enters the living room.
185. MOM
(panting) Merry Christmas again, Honey...
Dad sits in front of the calendar ripping off page after page. Each one
reads: DECEMBER 25th”.
186. DAD
STOP LYING TO ME!!!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
We see the red line - Timmy - move north and east from Montana
across the Canadian border and into French Canadian Quebec and
towards the Central Canadian Border.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. A SMALL TOWN IN NORTH EASTERN CANADA -DAY
Timmy pulls into the main street of a rural Canadian town. Christmas
decorations are everywhere along with Canadian and French FLAGS.
187. TIMMY
Timmy’s log: Stardate Christmas. No food. So
hungry. Must eat logbook...
Timmy starts to eat his logbook when suddenly, a half dozen FRENCH
QUEBEC KIDS exit different storefronts and approach Timmy.
187A. FRENCH KIDS

Bonjour!
188. FRENCH CANADIAN KID #1

Are you ze one zey call Timmy Turner?
189. TIMMY
Uh... Oui?
190. FRENCH CANADIAN GIRL #1

We got your message on ze Internet! Even
here in Northern Quebec!
Each kid pulls out AUTHENTIC FRENCH CUISINE. Croissants. Big sticks
of bread. Bottles of water. Escargot.
191. FRENCH CANADIAN KID #2

We wish you luck in your mission! (Merry
Christmas!)
192. TIMMY
Merci! (giving snails back to kid)
You can keep the snails.
DISSOLVE TO:
We see the red line moving north from Quebec to Greenland -- across
the Atlantic Ocean.
CUT TO:
EXT. BEACH - GREENLAND - DAY
Timmy - riding the snowmobile - putters to a stop at the edge of the

frozen ocean. He’s right next to the shoreline and he hops off onto the
beach.
193. TIMMY
I made it all the way across the ocean to
Greenland and nothing bad happened!
A GIANT SHARK bursts through the ice, eats every bit of Timmy’s gear,
then dives back into the water.
193A. SHARK
Gulp!.
194. TIMMY
Well, that’s inconvenient.
CUT TO:
INT. INSIDE THE VW BUG - SAME TIME
The April Fool, with the other holidays crammed in the car, drive
through the snow covered landscape.
195. APRIL FOOL

Greenland! It’s not Green! And there’s no
land! What’s up with that?
195A. EASTER BUNNY

Yeah! And then we’ll be able to create our own
super holiday --
196. CUPID
Just one country away from getting rid of Santa
for good!
197. EASTER BUNNY

Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day!
(to weenie dog)
Won’t we? Yes we will! Yes we will!
PAN UP TO THE ROOF where Baby New Year is still clutching Cosmo
and Wanda.
198. WANDA
Hall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day?
199. COSMO
I didn’t think you’d remember!!!
Cosmo hands Wanda a CARD. Baby New Year puts Cosmo in his mouth
like a pacifier and begins sucking away.
200. BABY NEW YEAR

(sucking sounds)
CUT TO:
EXT. A TWO LANE HIGHWAY - LATER
Timmy stands alone and cold holding a LIT CANDLE for warmth.
201. TIMMY
So cold. So alone. So without transportation to
the North Pole.
ANGLE ON: The VW Bug approaching WAY in the distance.

202. TIMMY
The other holidays! If I could just fool them into
thinking I was a holiday, I could get them to
give me a ride to the North Pole!
SMASH CUT TO:

INT. VW BUG - SAME TIME
The other holidays perk up as they look out the window.
203. CUPID
Hey, who the heck is that?
CUT TO:
EXT. ROADSIDE - SAME TIME
Timmy - without his pink hat - now wears the candle on his head. He
holds a sign that says ‘Get Santa Or Bust’.
204. APRIL FOOL

Is that that Turner kid?
205. EASTER BUNNY

No, he wears a pink hat. That kid wears a
candle. Entirely different kid.
ON TIMMY - The other holidays pull up and stop.
206. TIMMY
Hi! Am I too late to get Santa?
207. EASTER BUNNY

Who are you?
207A. TIMMY
I’m a holiday! Like you! I’m uh... Birthday Boy?
208. APRIL FOOL

Hop in!
209. EASTER BUNNY

I do the hopping around here.
Timmy, burning candle and all, jams into the bug.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. KRINGLE HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME
A crowd of ELVES pickets outside.
210. ELVES
No more toys for girls and boys!
DISSOLVE TO:
CAMERA PANS across the workshop. We see a wide array of hastily

slapped together TOYS as Santa -- all alone -- desperately tries to fulfill
each and every toy order.
211. SANTA
These toys stink! I’m running out of creative
ideas!
MRS. CLAUS, wearing a WHITE ARMANI suit, enters and puts a

concerned hand on Santa’s shoulder.
212. MRS. KLAUS

Chris, you’re working yourself to death!
Santa pulls out SEVERAL ‘LETTERS TO SANTA’.
213. SANTA
I don’t care, Honey. As long as it’s Christmas,
and the elves are on strike, I have to give the
children what they’ve wished for!
CUT TO:
EXT. NORTH POLE - SAME TIME
The VW bug nears Santa’s place. Timmy, as Birthday Boy, peeks up to

the roof and sees Cosmo and Wanda, still being held by Baby New Year.
214. TIMMY
Psst! Cosmo! Wanda!
215. WANDA
Timmy?
216. COSMO
No, Timmy has a pink hat! That’s Birthday Boy.
217. TIMMY
Listen, I’ve gotta to get to Santa before they

do, but I’m gonna need help.
218. COSMO
But we don’t have any magic!
219. TIMMY
But you do have those...
SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. ROAD TO NORTH POLE - A LITTLE LATER
The April Fool’s car sits in the center of the road with four flat tires. All
the holidays, including Cosmo and Wanda who are still being held by
Baby New Year, look at the damage. Baby New Year is obscured by the
car.
220. EASTER BUNNY

Hey, these tires were flattened with two fairy
Godparent crowns! Who could have done that?
(to Baby New Year) And where’s your diaper?
Cut to Timmy riding the diaper like a sled.
220A. TIMMY
This diaper may be stinky, but it sure is fast.
I’m traveling at the speed of smell.
The other holidays turn to see Timmy, using Baby New Years’ diaper as
a sled and hauling ass toward the high tech offices of Kringle Inc.
221. EASTER BUNNY

GET HIM! BEFORE HE CAN WARN SANTA!
As the Holidays get ready to chase Timmy, we...
CUT TO:
INT. SANTA WORKSHOP - SAME TIME
Santa, sweating profusely, stands at a conveyor belt. Various PILES OF

JUNK roll past. Santa fires beams of magic from his hands and each pile
turns into a shiny new toy. Mrs. Klaus reads from a long list.
222. MRS. KLAUS

Albie wants a puppy. Emily needs a dolly. Kevin
wants a steak. Margie wants...
ON THE FRONT DOOR - Timmy bursts through, riding the diaper like a
toboggan, bowling over presents as he skitters to a halt.
222A. SANTA
Is this fun?
223. TIMMY
Santa! We gotta get you out of here! And no,
that is not fun!
224. SANTA
Who are you? And why do you smell like a
dirty diaper!
225. TIMMY
I’m Timmy Turner! I’m the dope who wished it
would be Christmas every day!
226. SANTA
Well, Son, wanting peace and joy in the world
each and every day is a wonderful sentiment.
Mrs. Klaus sits at the computer, typing.
227. MRS. KLAUS

But you’re getting coal for the rest of your life!
She presses enter.
228. AOL TYPE ANNOUNCER

You’ve got coal!
A lump of COAL INSTANTLY appears in Timmy’s hands.
229. TIMMY
Fine! I don’t care if I never get another decent
present again! You’re both in a lot of danger
and...
A big safety PIN flies in from OS. like a boomerang and pins Timmy to
the wall, wrapped in the diaper.
230. TIMMY
Oh no! They’re here!
231. SANTA
Who’s here?
Suddenly: KABLAM! Santa’s workshop wall explodes. Santa stares in

horror as the smoke clears and he sees... THE OTHER HOLIDAYS
poised, ready for battle.
232. MRS. KLAUS

What are you lesser holidays doing here?
233. EASTER BUNNY

We wanna stop Christmas and we’re here for
the magic! Get him!
The other holidays jump towards Santa then stop. They look up and
see... they’re under the mistle toe.
234. EASTER BUNNY

Darn it. Mistle toe.
There’s an uncomfortable moment. The holidays give each other

awkward pecks on the cheek.
235. HOLIDAYS WALLA

I like you as a friend. You’re a good person.
Etc...
They instantly turn back into attack mode.
236. HOLIDAYS WALLA

(attack sounds)
SANTA throws himself in front of Mrs. Klaus.
237. SANTA
Please! Stay back! I have to make toys for
everybody except that kid!
238. CUPID
You’ve stuffed your last stocking, bub.
Cupid pulls out a DYNAMITE ARROW and fires it at Santa.
CUT TO:
EXT. KRINGLE INC. HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME
Baby New Year, now diaper-less, and still holding Cosmo and Wanda,
uses them to cover his private parts. We hear the OS sounds of a
terrific battle.
239. WANDA
I wonder what’s going on in Santa’s place?
240. COSMO
I don’t know, but this is the worst moment of
my life.
SFX: BLAM! The wall explodes and Santa flies out of the building where
he lands 100 yards away in the reindeer PEN. Cupid and April Fool
peer out of the hole.
241. CUPID
Get him!
ON THE REINDEER PEN -- Santa raises his arms and fires a blast of
Christmas Magic at the other holidays!
ON THE EASTER BUNNY AND BABY NEW YEAR -- who hold up Cosmo
and Wanda to soak up the blast like two sponges!
242. WANDA
Hey! He’s using us like sponges to absorb the
magic from Santa!
ON THE EASTER BUNNY, who hurls exploding EGGS at Santa!
ON SANTA who raises his hands and produces a glowing WREATH

FORCEFIELD! The eggs explode, throwing Santa into a Candy Cane
forest that shatters like glass.
243. SANTA
Oh no! I find... no joy... in this...
Santa fires more magic back... he’s clearly getting weakened by the
effort.
Timmy is struggling to get out of the diaper. An ELF walks by.
244. TIMMY
(struggling sounds) Excuse me...uh...(baby cry)
waaa?
245. ELF
We can’t have dirty babies in here!
The elf releases Timmy who bolts O.S.
246. TIMMY
Thanks!
247. ELF(complete break down)

THEY GROW UP SO FAST!!!
247A. SANTA
…losing… holiday… spirit.
CUT TO:
ON BABY NEW YEAR - who soaks up more magic with Cosmo and
Wanda. The April Fool steps into frame, swinging his comedy
microphone and mike cord like a lariat.
248. APRIL FOOL

He’s weakening! What’s up with that?
He hurls the microphone lariat OS.
ON SANTA -- The mike wraps itself around him and he’s yanked OS.
DIFFERENT ANGLE - Santa is dragged into scene.
249. EASTER BUNNY

Not so Jolly now, huh? New Year, hit me.
249A. TIMMY
Oh no!
Baby New Year squeezes Cosmo and Wanda like catsup bottles.
250. COSMO AND WANDA

(Squeezy outty sounds)
Magic pours from them and into the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny
glows with power and raises a large Easter Egg.
251. EASTER BUNNY

When this double Grade A egg explodes, it’ll
blow you to February 33rd! Then Christmas will
never come again!
The bunny winds up like a baseball pitcher. Suddenly, Timmy jumps in

between the other holidays and Santa.
252. TIMMY
NOOOO! Leave him alone! It’s not his fault!
I’ll never let you hurt Santa!
253. COSMO
Timmy, no! This is no time for you take
responsibility for your actions!
254. EASTER BUNNY

How are you gonna stop us, huh? You’re just
one little kid!
255. RANCH GIRL (OS)

No, he ain’t!
A gigantic SNAIL flies in from OS, knocking the big glowing egg out of
the Easter Bunny’s hand.
ANGLE ON: A GIANT SNOW CLIFF -- The Montana Ranch Girl sits atop
her magnificent steed. Standing next to her are all the kids from
Quebec.
256. RANCH GIRL

He’s just the kid who got here first.
Her horse WHINNIES as an army of kids from every corner of the globe
appear next to her - ala Braveheart - on the snow cliff. The
magnificent sunset shines behind them creating an unbelievably heroic
moment. The kids run down the cliffside en masse and encircle the
Holidays.
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA
257. TIMMY
Wow! It’s every web-enabled kid in the world!!
258. CUPID
We can’t fight kids! Can we?
259. EASTER BUNNY

No! We wanted Santa gone so we could bring
our own holiday specific joy to children!
260. APRIL FOOL

So they’d love us, too! That’s what’s up with
that!
261. TIMMY
But we do love you guys!
262. HOLIDAYS
Really?
263. TIMMY
Just, you know, not as much. I mean, Santa
brings us toys and Christmas brings our
families together!
The Holidays look at each other.
264. EASTER BUNNY

Birthday Boy’s got a point. All I do is leave eggs
that go bad if you don’t find ‘em.
265. APRIL FOOL

And all I do is get kids to play horrible pranks
on one another.
266. CUPID
Yeah, but I make kids fall in love with each
other!
267. ALL KIDS

Eeewww!
268. CUPID
Point taken.
269. EASTER BUNNY

We’re sorry, Santa. We were stupid and
jealous.
269A. KIDS
Yay Santa!
269B.EASTER BUNNY
Can you forgive us, Santa?
The Easter Bunny gives the magic back to San ta. Santa glows with
magic again. He instantly pulls out a HAMMER and SAW... preparing to
begin making new toys.
270. SANTA
I don’t have time to forgive you! Tomorrow’s
Christmas again! And as long as it’s still
Christmas, I have to give the kids what they
wish for!
271. TIMMY
(realizing)
That’s it! That’s how we fix this!
(to kids of the world)
Do you know why it’ll be Christmas again
tomorrow? Because we keep telling Santa we
want some toy, or doll, or some stupid thing.
And Christmas day, Santa grants our wishes,
whatever they may be.
ON KIDS AS TIMMY SPEAKS. The kids begin to understand - as only

kids can - where Timmy is going with this.
272. TIMMY(OS)
But if every kid in the world wished for it to be
the day after Christmas, that’s what Santa
would have to bring to us! December 26th!
Everyone write Santa a letter! Tell him you
wish it were the day after Christmas!
Every kid pulls out a PENCIL and PAPER and starts scribbling furiously.
272A. KIDS
Fold! Lick!
MONTAGE
The sun is setting. It starts to get dark as the reprise begins. Timmy
sharpens pencils, grabs letters, licks envelopes closed, and throws
them in mail sacks. THE REPRISE OF THE SONG BEGINS.
273. TIMMY (VO)

I wished every day could be Christmas.
Timmy and the other holidays, acting as a bucket brigade, throw sack
after sack of mail into Santa’s workshop.
274. TIMMY
Jeepers, how foolish I was. It isn’t a gift, it isn’t
a toy.
CUT TO:
Cosmo and Wanda are opening the letters and handing them to Mrs.
Klaus. She smiles with every letter.
275. TIMMY (VO)

It’s the family and friends that I really enjoy.
ANGLE ON WINDOW - The sun sets. Santa walks in and looks at Mrs.
Klaus who hands Santa the letters.
276. TIMMY (VO)

I wish tomorrow wouldn’t be Christmas. But I
wish that the feeling would stay.
ON A CALENDAR - The date reads: “December 25th”. Santa

dramatically zaps it with magic and it changes to: “December 26th”.
And with all the drama of Moses parting the Red Sea, the magic leaves
Santa and pours into his computer.
CUT TO:
EXT. KRINGLE INC. HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME
Magic blasts out of the satellite dish and into the sky.
CUT TO:
EXT. FAIRY WORLD - SAME TIME
Dozens of FAIRIES look to the sky as magic rains back down upon
them. They dance in the magic rain and change each other into things.
You know why? Because they can.
TNT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME
Timmy shakes hands and hugs the other holidays as he sings.
277. TIMMY
‘Cuz Christmas can always be there in your
heart, and never be locked to just one single
day.
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA
278. TIMMY
It’s great that tomorrow ain’t Christmas. In
Dimmsdale, in London, and Rome. If I had just
one wish, I think it’d be this: I really just wanna
go home now.
Cosmo and Wanda smile and raise wands.

279. TIMMY (VO)

I really just wish I were home.
With a dramatic poof... they vanish,
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TURNER’S HOUSE - THE NEXT MORNING
The snow has stopped and the sun is shining.
INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad are asleep. Timmy poofs in over the bed and lands
between them.
279A. ELECTRONIC SANTA

Ho ho I’m free! Ho ho I’m free!
280. TIMMY
Mom! Dad! Wake up! It’s not Christmas
anymore!
281. MOM AND DAD

It’s not?
Mom and Dad turn on the TV. Chet Ubetcha is at his newsdesk.
282. CHET UBETCHA

Yes, the endless Christmas is finally over!
People across the globe are slowly returning to
their everyday lives...
VARIOUS SCENES FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE
We see the Dog and Mailman again. The Mailman takes back the bone
and the Dog rips his pants off.
283. CHET UBETCHA

...and the bitterest of enemies gladly return to
being the bitterest of enemies!
284. MOM AND DAD

It’s a miracle!
Mom and Dad sniff the air.
285. DAD
What’s that awful smell?
A rotten EASTER EGG falls out of Timmy’s pants and on to the floor.
286. MOM
Timmy, what’s this?
287. TIMMY
Uh...I’m just happy to see you?
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - HOURS LATER
ANGLE ON FISHBOWL - Cosmo and Wanda look at Da Rules.
288. WANDA
(reading) ...And furthermore, under no
circumstances, is any fairy allowed to grant an
‘I wish it was Christmas Every Day’ wish ever
again.
289. COSMO
Wow! They’ve added a new rule! You really
gotta mess up big time to make that happen!
290. WANDA
We’re proud of you, Timmy!
291. TIMMY
Thanks guys!
292. WANDA
Now all we have to do is make amends to
Santa for making him work so hard!
293. TIMMY
How do we do that?
CUT TO:
EXT. SKY - SUNSET
A chyron reads: ‘ONE YEAR LATER’
ON COSMO, WANDA, BABY NEW YEAR, APRIL FOOL, CUPID and the
EASTER BUNNY - all harnessed to Santa’s Sleigh, pulling it through the
sky like reindeer.
ANGLE ON SANTA’S SLEIGH - TIMMY- dressed in his elf suit - is hurriedly

tossing presents out of a sack and over the side. The Easter Bunny
turns to Timmy.
294. EASTER BUNNY

How many houses do we have to hit?
295. TIMMY
(panicked) All of them!!!
Timmy tosses a pitcher of LEMONADE and several glasses over the

side.
CUT TO:
A BEACH - THE BAHAMAS - SAME TIME
Armani Santa sits under an UMBRELLA in a SUN CHAIR. Next to him is

Ms. Claus, wearing a stylish two-piece. The LEMONADE drops into
Santa’s hand, then Ms. Claus’s hand.
296. SANTA/MS.CLAUS
Merry Christmas, Timmy!
ON COSMO AND WANDA AND TIMMY
297. COSMO AND WANDA

Merry Christmas to all...and to all...
298. TIMMY
...one per year!!
As Timmy and the Godparents head over the horizon we...
IRIS OUT
END OF EPISODE

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The Fairly OddParents

“Christmas Every Day”

(A Half-Hour Holiday Special)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

EXT. DIMMSDALE - THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

ON TV - We see our local newscaster CHET UBETCHA.

A CITY WORKER hangs LIGHTS on the town CHRISTMAS TREE. THREE

4. CHET UBETCHA (OS)

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - THREE BIG STATUES of THE EASTER BUNNY,

5. CHET UBETCHA (OS)

..even the bitterest of enemies have put their

ON A DOG and a POSTMAN WITH RIPPED PANTS squaring off. The

6. CHET UBETCHA (cont’d) (os)

PULL BACK to see it was the TV in TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM. TIMMY,

VICKY enters with a teetering pile of heavy FRUITCAKES.

RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

The previous Christmas. It’s freezing outside. Vicky stands on the

THE ICE SHATTERS AND TIMMY MAKES A BREAK FOR IT.

RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

Timmy finishes talking to Cosmo and Wanda.

Timmy looks at the CALENDAR ON THE WALL. PUSH IN ON: DECEMBER

POOF! They turn into STOCKINGS hanging on the fireplace. Vicky

Vicky starts tossing Timmy’s previously wrapped fruitcakes into the

Suddenly, a HUGE SHOPPING BAG drops in through the chimney

DAD drops down the chimney, also in a Christmas sweater.

26. MOM AND DAD

ON VICKY - who instantly turns on the charm.

Mom rolls Vicky out the door on a refrigerator DOLLY.

Timmy slams the door behind her and nails it shut.

Mom reaches over to a BUST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, pulls it open,

ANGLE ON - OUTSIDE - We see the MOON, the STARS and... as though

Timmy runs out of his room.

INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

Dad --half-asleep-- whips the carton behind his back.

TIMMY’S POV -- The most amazing spread of Christmas gifts in the

They all dive into the toys.

INT. WITHIN THE TOY JUNGLE - SAME TIME

MUSICAL MONTAGE: ‘I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY’

50. COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY

BIG MUSICAL NUMBER!

INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

52. TIMMY (VO)

INT. TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME

Timmy is underneath the Christmas tree.

53. TIMMY (VO)

Timmy paints a big ‘X marks the spot’ under the tree.

Dad pops in.

ON COSMO AND WANDA

60. COSMO AND WANDA

68A. TIMMY (ALT)

Timmy falls asleep. Cosmo and Wanda share a nervous look.

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF!

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - THE NEXT MORNING (CHRISTMAS DAY 2)

INT. TURNER HOME - SAME TIME

Timmy is looking out his window.

Timmy runs out of his room! Again!

Timmy flips “MONDAY: DEC. 25th - to “TUESDAY: DEC. 25th”.

Timmy throws them on the springboard and they flip OS.

INT. BY THE BALCONY RAILING - SAME AS BEFORE

Timmy puts on a SAFARI HELMET, grabs a FLASHLIGHT and leaps over

Guys! You did it! It’s Christmas again! And

Timmy hugs Cosmo and Wanda.

Mom takes off Timmy’s Santa hat.

These have been the best two Christmases