by Roald Dahl
He'd twist and twist and twist your ear and twist it more and more. Until at last the ear came off and landed on the floor. Our class was full of one-eared boys which I'm certain there were eight. Who'd had them twisted off because they didn't know a date.
So let us now praise teachers who today are all so fine, And yours in particular, is totally divine.
Role Play
Characters: Mister Unsworth (History Teacher) Kathrine (Girl 1) Billy (Boy 1)
Script
Teacher: Okay now were going to revise yesterdays lesson. Students: Yes, Mister Unsworth Teacher: Katherine! What is the date for our Independence Day? Katherine: Errurmim not surebutoh I know! Teacher: When is it? Katherine: Oh.i dont know, sir Teacher: Ugh, you disgraceful child! Now, Billy! What is the date for Independence Day? Billy: Urm, I forgot, sir! Teacher: Issh you little! *twist both of the boys ears*
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